Embarrassing Moments

Started by Naz7 pages
Originally posted by dadudemon
Dude, you just blew it for yourself...you almost had some young cyber jina.

oh

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You wish 😉

psht. already happend, so not too much more to wish fore 😛

Originally posted by Naz
I still like you though. ermmha

I know. 131

my sisters took a photo of my first kiss

but its not as bad as my freinds he walked in on his sister having sex

Originally posted by simonrob123
my sisters took a photo of my first kiss

but its not as bad as my freinds he walked in on his sister having sex

Hahaha, pwnt.

i found a pregnancy test in my brothers' room...

and apparently my mother is against me and my sister going off to college...my older brother just goes to STC a shitty college like i dunno 20 miles away...i wanna go to film school

that wasn't embarassing...it just sucks...

last night I was at work, 3 am, no one around, and I was listening to the Beastie boys. well, I walked out to the front desk dancing my ass off, and there stood two black women. They started laughing and throwing dollar bills at me, saying "Go white boy, go white boy!!!" 🥷

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
last night I was at work, 3 am, no one around, and I was listening to the Beastie boys. well, I walked out to the front desk dancing my ass off, and there stood two black women. They started laughing and throwing dollar bills at me, saying "Go white boy, go white boy!!!" 🥷

i was tricked into wearing a box that said "Show me ****" at Spring Break..it sucked.....well I wasn't tricked I put the box on and started dancing and they wrote that on it and told me to wear it....people took pictures and I felt like such a pervert...it was this year and it was my first ever Spring Break..im 16...i know im too young but my frined was going and gave me an invite...also right before we left some dude who tried to sell us weed came up and stole my friends beads...we went to his car and asked for them back and I leaned on his car and he thought i was trying to get in and punched me in the face...this guy was like 30..he was a gangsta' and he ran off and a cop was nearby and my friend called him and they kickd us and the guy off the island because we shouldn't "have been out there in the first place"....ad I agreed but my friend was trying to be a rebel and was talking shit to the cop and acting stupid...

I once peed my pants while passed out drunk.

i once peed my pants after i was knocked out with duster on the toilet...it was funny...because I was working...

😂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😂

it was at a small convenience store and it was boring so I locked up and took a couple of hits but then i had to piss so I went to the restroom and took some more and i knocked out standing up when I woke i was sitting on the toilet and my pats were soaked and there was people honking outside and two other co-workers werewaiting to get some shit...this is family owned so one of them was my uncle and the other a close friend so i just covered the floor in water and outside the restroom in water and opened the door and let them cover me and i said the toilet started overflowing and i fell...

Originally posted by JLred
it was at a small convenience store and it was boring so I locked up and took a couple of hits but then i had to piss so I went to the restroom and took some more and i knocked out standing up when I woke i was sitting on the toilet and my pats were soaked and there was people honking outside and two other co-workers werewaiting to get some shit...this is family owned so one of them was my uncle and the other a close friend so i just covered the floor in water and outside the restroom in water and opened the door and let them cover me and i said the toilet started overflowing and i fell...
😘

it was so nasty so i've been clean for like 7months...and smokng for like 4...god im a bad dude...im only 16 and ive tried a lot...never weed though or any of those illegal drugs...i've drinken before but i don't see me doing it in the future...i think it's a stupid habit....

live and learn, baby.

i would like to be high once...

been there done that.

was it worth it?

I pulled out at a junction this morning and had been driving for about 30 seconds when I realised I was in a funeral procession between a hearse and the main mourners car.

And while we're on an embarassing funeral story please read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone