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Love one another....this is the happy way. Somehow this message has gotten lost, even of this form.

Statement: FeceMan has written on this.

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Ho. Ly. Shit.
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I didn't realize that there were people like this who actually existed. I mean, yeah, I understand certain crazy Christian groups--damn Calvinists, it seems--but these people are ****ING NUTS. Look at their rules!

--No debating, since any opinion apart from ours is of Satan.
--Any Bible outside the KJV is of Satan.
--God's Word is the "final authority." If you disagree, you're going to hell.
--Have everything you post pre-approved. Otherwise, it might disagree with what we teach and you'll go to hell.
--Conform to our beliefs or be banned. And sent to hell.
--Music is of Satan.

I mean, seriously. I went to the "Evolution and Science" forum, expecting a riot. Instead, I nearly fell out of my chair. I believe I felt a combination of outrage, disgust, and a pervasive feeling of "WHAT THE ****?" Every post was essentially:

"Evolution is wrong because God's Word says it is. If God's Word isn't right, then God is a liar and nothing would exist. Therefore, creationism is right."

Any dissenters were handled as such (prior to being banned):

"You're deviating from the True Word of God, and so you don't believe God. You're not a Christian..."

Ho. Ly. Shit.
[Spam.]

I didn't realize that there were people like this who actually existed. I mean, yeah, I understand certain crazy Christian groups--damn Calvinists, it seems--but these people are ****ING NUTS. Look at their rules!

--No debating, since any opinion apart from ours is of Satan.
--Any Bible outside the KJV is of Satan.
--God's Word is the "final authority." If you disagree, you're going to hell.
--Have everything you post pre-approved. Otherwise, it might disagree with what we teach and you'll go to hell.
--Conform to our beliefs or be banned. And sent to hell.
--Music is of Satan.

I mean, seriously. I went to the "Evolution and Science" forum, expecting a riot. Instead, I nearly fell out of my chair. I believe I felt a combination of outrage, disgust, and a pervasive feeling of "WHAT THE ****?" Every post was essentially:

"Evolution is wrong because God's Word says it is. If God's Word isn't right, then God is a liar and nothing would exist. Therefore, creationism is right."

Any dissenters were handled as such (prior to being banned):

"You're deviating from the True Word of God, and so you don't believe God. You're not a Christian..."

I got chills. Am I the only one that thinks what they described almost sounds like a certain board member here?

But anyway it is hard to take seriously. I mean really:

NO DEBATING. Teens-4-Christ is not a 'debate' site. You will not change our minds, do not try. A quick read of Romans 1 will show that those who debate are in the company of adulterers, sodomites and murderers. Therefore, debating will not be allowed

Heheh. I agree with that post about teens-4-christ evolution forum. That is all it is. "Lol Darwin is so dumn and anti-God, if evoluton is real God is a lier and we don't exist! lol"

Some site posts:
"I don't mean to be mean but Darwin's gone loco. I mean we didn't "evolve"from monkeys. Evolution is a major topic in my younger youth group,my friend says "If we "evolved"why aren't there any new humans walking outta the Birmingham Zoo?" which I think we need to ask the Scientists that question.Any comments? "

"Lol I like what your friend said. Of course we know that evolution is a heap of rubbish. Darwin might have gotten hit on the head when he thought that one up. No, I think it had more to do with the fact that he was so anti-God he had to come up with something that didn't have God in it."

"I figure if evolution was real a good part of the world's population would have the characterists of bats, because they cannot see the truth! (Blind as bats.)"

Ooops, I think I broke one of their rules:

It is not good message board etiquette to copy a personal post of another member and paste it on another message board without permission.

Fortunately I am not a member so...

Statement: FeceMan was reminded more of Marchello than JesusIsAlive.

Statement: FeceMan wonders if these are the people who run camps like those seen in Jesus Camp.

Declaration: FeceMan wonders if he is a neo-evangelical.

Statement: FeceMan would become a member if he could, but such a privilege has been disabled due to trolling.

Observation: Anyone who has remotely disagreed with the predominant views on the forum has been banned.

Statement: FeceMan's favorite part is that versions of the Bible outside of the KJV are subject to editing and the members being banned.

Declaration: While FeceMan believes the term "dangerous fundamentalist" is overused, he also is willing to admit that these people fall into that category and that they are indeed dangerous.

Assertion: It is a "good thing" that these people fall into the minority.

Addendum: FeceMan did not realize that the term "assertation" was only recognized in colloquial English, much like "irregardless."

Statement: The additional syllable in "assertation" makes it sound better than "assertion," but FeceMan will adhere to the rules of grammar.

It's like Stormfront or RevLeft.

Most amusing.

that site is plain.. i dunno, is stupid the right word? I'm not sure.

and I'm a Christian.

No debates? er.

KJV, it's hard to understand, so i read NIV.

I could find a lotta stuff to oppose in their, and good thing i have stuff to do or else i would.

er.

Why the **** do you post like HK-47 speaks?

NO DEBATING. Teens-4-Christ is not a 'debate' site. You will not change our minds, do not try. A quick read of Romans 1 will show that those who debate are in the company of adulterers, sodomites and murderers. Therefore, debating will not be allowed.

Abstain from the appearance of evil....you never know who is watching or reading. Though we do our best to protect your privacy, this should not be considered a private forum. One thing for sure....Jesus is watching.

Like the KGB... of GOD!

I should probably stop posting while wearing my human skin suit, it might give Jesus the wrong impression.