Dead Rising...with a twist

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Dead Rising...with a twist

If you have a chance to remake Dead Rising where you would rescue celebrities, who would you stick into the game?

Last Fre3lancer ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Jay-Z, Beyonce, Wolfmother, Samuel L. Jackson, AFI, Drowning Pool, Morgan Freeman, Jet Li, and Katt Williams.

Snafu the Great Jerkass Woobie

It would be funny to see Sam Jackson use his 'Snakes on a Plane' line inside Dead Rising before you rescue him:

"Enough is ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAF--KIN' ZOMBIES IN THIS MUTHAF--KIN' MALL!"

Bruce Willis is also a good choice, having him go all John McClaine on a zombie.

But you cannot have a zombie movie without Tom Savini. Aside from Romero, he is the man.

Donnie Yen, Michelle Yeoh, Tony Jaa, Sammo Hung, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and Cyril Raffelli can each deliver whup-ass to the walking dead.

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Billy Joel just because we didn't start the fire.

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TONY JAA 😱

that would be unfair for the zombies ermm

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I would say Chuck Norris but that would never happen. He'll just do a round house kick and kill every single zombie.

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Originally posted by SpadeKing
TONY JAA 😱

that would be unfair for the zombies ermm

Yeah. 😂

SpadeKing Senior Member

Tony Jaa owns chuck norris now mhm

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Tony Jaa(Ting) has performed the best stunts I've seen in a martial arts movie.

SpadeKing Senior Member

Jaa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...>city full of zombies

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Tony Jaa owns, and yeah in real life he'd kick Chuck Norris's ass pretty hard.

SpadeKing Senior Member

and to make it even worse for the zombies... hmm he witnesses the death of an elephant

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Please, Chuck Norris would WTFpwn Tony JAA.

SpadeKing Senior Member

tony jaa would ftwtfwfwtw pwn chuck norris evillaugh

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Chuck Norris gets owned Muay Thai-styleYouTube video

SpadeKing Senior Member

his own stunts with no wires attached full speed 13

the only advantage chuck has is english and a fuzzy beard mhm

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Tony Danza FTW.

Snafu the Great Jerkass Woobie

I would also like to see

Rosario Dawson
Natassia Malthe (Ayane in the DOA movie; Typhoid in Elektra)
Kristianna Loken
Katalin Zamiar (original Kitana in MK2)
Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa
Michael Jai White
Ving Rhames
Jean Reno
Harrison Ford
Kouda Kumi
Aya Ueto (Azumi)
Aishwarya Rai
Clive Owen
Chow Yun-Fat