#1 Christian Porn Site!

Started by lil bitchiness2 pages

Theres a bit about ''if you have porn problems, Jesus will set you free''.

Im not sure why anyone would want to ask Jesus about porn problems.

Interesting site.

Originally posted by BlaxicanHydra
No, we basically all discuss it together. Even I, a 15 year old, go up and give talks and stuff. We all earn from each other, but my point is that there is no one dominant person or group of dominant people who make all the decisions. There IS a board that handles the economic decisions and such, but that's about it. There's nothing like a Pope or priests.

Which means...there are leaders...which is what I was getting at.

Too an extent, yes.

Originally posted by BackFire
Doesn't matter, they all secretly beat it to child porn.

They're all pervs.

so i guess that makes you arch bishop

Originally posted by Schecter
so i guess that makes you arch bishop

Nah.

Makes me god.

God of baby porn.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Theres a bit about ''if you have porn problems, Jesus will set you free''.

Im not sure why anyone would want to ask Jesus about porn problems.

Interesting site.

For some reason I imagine something like this:

Man: Jesus... I don't know how to say this... I have a problem.

Jesus: Allow me to help, what is your problem.

Man: Well it is a porn problem. Mainly I can't find any good porn.

Jesus: Well, why didn't you say so. I know this great place down town. Tell them Jesus sent you will never be lost for porn again. It is a bit like that story about the fish. Only with porn instead of fish.

Man: You truly are the Messiah who has freed me of my porn problem.

Jesus: True, true, it is as I always say - spread the love.

Originally posted by BackFire
Nah.

Makes me god.

God of baby porn.

hahaha new title: LOL BABY PORN

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I know. I was expecting at least one image of a saucy Pope in fishnets. Very disappointed.

I was thinking more like naughty nuns.. or a naughty girl has been late for bible studies.. now she must be punished.

Damn.. christian porn sounds fun as hell.... 😈

Originally posted by Schecter
hahaha new title: LOL BABY PORN

DO IT

Originally posted by Boris
I was thinking more like naughty nuns.. or a naughty girl has been late for bible studies.. now she must be punished.

Damn.. christian porn sounds fun as hell.... 😈

It does, doesn't it?

Originally posted by Boris
I was thinking more like naughty nuns.. or a naughty girl has been late for bible studies.. now she must be punished.

Damn.. christian porn sounds fun as hell.... 😈

Yeah...........

I wouldn't mind playing around with a white collar...... it'd be pretty kinky.