Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the Treasure of the Seven Dwarfs

Indiana Jones and cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney, and the cryogenically frozen ass of Snow White.

Indiana Jones and the 'Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats Hoooooooooo!'

Indiana Jones and the Resurrection of Lenin in the Moscow Mausoleum

Indiana Jones and the malevolent, murderous, macabre, multifaceted, maybe momentarily majestic menacing multitudes of Mumm-ra.

Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the M's

Indiana Jones and the enigma of Eminem mesmerisingly, masterfully monotoning 'Mmmm-mmm-mmmm-mmmm'*

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Indiana Jones and Crab people.

Indiana Jones and the sidewalking pinch menace of 'owwww'.

Indiana Jones and the Impossible Task of Restraining My Mother From a Shirt-Less Josh Holloway, Jason Statham, Bradley Cooper or Hugh Jackman.

And probably Chris Hemsworth too after she's seen Thor! 😄

Indiana Jones and the couch of posterial comfort

Indiana Jones and the Agonising Torture He Endures After the Temple of Doom Voodoo Doll Finds it Way into Sid from Toy Story's Hands.

😂

Indiana Jones and the night he was found in bed with Bryan Mills' from 'Taken's daughter and ex-wife at the same time...by Bryan Mills.

Indiana Jones and the Chinaman who peep on the rug. It tied the room together.

Indiana Jones and the Nihilists who went off that cliff in the sidecar in 'Raiders'.

Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Illinois Nazi's

Indiana Jones and the enraged 'father in law to be' who used up his last favour with Mad Pete Trollo.

Indiana Jones and the Tips from Oddjob About How to Make his Hat More Lethal.

Indiana Jones and the traffic wardens of paaaaaiiiiiiin.

(Nazis, that they are....makes sense that Indy would oppose 'em , I guess)

Indiana Jones and the 10 Guys He Pays to Walk Ahead and Activate All the Booby Traps.