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Indiana Jones and the lossless compression of format win

Indiana Jones and the Jibbe Jabbers from a Distant Constellation that is dying in the corner of the sky.

Indiana Jones and the particularly spirally bit of Ursa Major

Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Grow out His Hair to Join the Mullet Henchmen from Timecop.

Indiana Jones and the nutswinger of Riggs

Indiana Jones and the Mistake of Accepting Promotion in Starfleet.

Indiana Jones and the last bastian of the whoppee cushion

Indiana Jones and the Holiday to Russia with John Rambo. It Went Well, Until Indy Asked Him to Take Some Pictures.

Rambo Doesn't Like 'Just' Taking Pictures...

Indiana Jones and the Rip Off Spinner he stole from Judge Dredd

Indiana Jones and the robots of fail

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the CGI Gofer

Indiana Jones and the Kong sized plate of chilled monkey brains

Indiana Jones and the Marinated Prawns from Berchtesgaden

Indiana Jones and the insidious flying butt pliers

Indiana Jones and the Pee Stained Underpants of Wu Manchu

Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Explain to the Choking Marine in The Rock Why He Shouldn't Have Called Connery 'English'.

Indiana Jones and the time he signed the fourth movie contract with the 'advice' of Vito Corleone and Luca Brasi

Indiana Jones and the Day he Was being pressured to sign for Indy V by Goodfella Tommy DeVito and his beloved baseball batt

Indiana Jones and the day he was pussywhipped into doing the dishes instead of fighting nazis by Marion.

Indiana Jones and the Quirky Mind-Sex with Lenina Huxley.