Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the Headlock of Insanity.

Indiana Jones and The Midget Knights Who Say 'Dink' A Lot

Indiana Jones and the Nipple Twist of Distress

Indiana Jones and The Wah Wah Riff of Shaft

Indiana Jones and the Evil Rooster Before Time.

Indiana Jones and The Disembodied skull with knives in its eyesockets that floats up people's bottoms.

Indian Jones and the Land of the Gruesome Egg.

Indiana Jones and the Enegmatic Enema

Indiana Jones and the The Wiggly Lever.

Indiana Jones and the Day he stayed in to knit a new sweater

Indiana Jones and the Car Wash Of Horror

Indiana Jones and the Battle in the Living Room

Indiana Jones and the World Travel Method Involving A Red Line Instead Of A Plane

Indiana Jones and the Garden of Infinite Milkshakes

Indiana Jones and What the Cat Dragged In.

Indiana Jones and the Aliens of Facerape

Indiana Jones and the Time Clarence Boddicker Shot Out His Knees, Then Realised He Had the Wrong Address.

Indiana Jones and The Edit Of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Indiana Jones and the Inevitable Plinkett Demolition of the New Star Wars Blasphemies (Please Plinkett, Please!!).

(Next the actors will be digitally wiped out and replaced by George Lucas who will become every character and deliver every line!)

Indiana Jones and the Pink Elephants From The Planet Alcho-horror.