Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and the Insidious Flying Buttpliers

Indiana Jones and the Search for a Reliable Russian Bride.

Indiana Jones and The Electric Pants Adjusters of Evil

Indiana Jones and the Stress of Trying to Find His Stress Ball.

Indiana Jones and the Castle of rock.

Indiana Jones and the Backache Of Massive Discomfort

Indiana Jones and More Zimmerframes on Sale

Indiana Jones and The Colostomy Of Terror

Indiana Jones and the Alzheimer Memories from Antares.

Indiana Jones and the Tedium of Queing

Indiana Jones and the Strong Possibility, Now He Has a Wife, That She Will Go Missing, be Kidnapped, Killed, Stalked by Sean Bean, or Threatened with Execution by Gary Oldman. Such is the Fate of Ford's Movie Wives.

Indiana Jones and the Phantom Fecal Flan Flinger

Indiana Jones and the Quest for more Mock Titles

Indiana Jones and the Serpent of Blleeeeaaargghhh

Indiana Jones and the Misfortune of the 'No Vacancy' Killers When they Book Anton Chigurh in to Stay for the Night.

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I mean't 'Vacancy' not 'No Vacancy'.

Indiana Jones and The Bowel Implosion of Chaos

Indiana Jones and the Golden Rule of Moore's Simon Templar - Secure the Damsel in Distress, Ignore Everything Else.

Indiana Jones and The Legendary Flicking of Achilles' Left Testicle

Indiana Jones and the Goddess from Mythbusters.

*Looks wistfully in the general direction of the U.S.*

*Sigh*