Mock titles!

Indiana Jones and The Sarlacc That Actually Hates Sand.

😆

Indiana Jones and the Multitude of Older Film Situations/Outcomes That Would be Ruined by the Introduction of a Mobile Phone.

(Just think, no more frantic rushing to the phone booth, or madly dialling on the wheel phone!).

Indiana Jones and the Pagan Porn Inferno

Indiana Jone and the Awesome Nunchaku Fury Of Sheldon Cooper

Indiana Jones and the Hillbilly Fun Noodle Nation.

Indiana Jones and The Cave With No 'Mind your Head' Sign.

Indiana Jones and the Theft of Inpector Gadget's Technology.

Indiana Jones and The Wrath Of Genghis Khan

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Indiana Jones and The Wrath Of Genghis Khan

John Wayne's Genghis Khan? 😄

Indiana Jones and the Sentient Gravy.

Indiana Jones and The Folding Antelope of Mystery.

Indiana Jones the Dog Crapping on His Lawn.

Indiana Jones and the Alien Bong of Peru

Indiana Jones and The Car Park of Terror

Indiana Jones and the Return to Funk Castle

Indiana Jones and The Table With No Top But Only Four Legs

Indiana Jones and The Secret Weapon of the Rocket Underground

Indiana Jones and The Day He Stayed In Bed

Indiana Jones and the Annex Skywalk.

Indiana Jones and The Vault Of Marvin's Records

Indiana Jones and the snake he found in the bed.