This is a serious advice thread.

Did you know that if you wipe while sitting down, back to front, you will get poopy balls? (And if you are a girl, you will get a shitty vagina...I would not want to eat a shitty vagina because it would most likely taste like crap.)

Heed my advice...it could save you from being in a crappy situation! 😠

I don't even eat breakfast no more.

And that whole breakfast is only served until such and such time.

*****, you make my my egg mcmuffin when I ****ing order it.

Don't give me that shit.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you know that if you wipe while sitting down, back to front, you will get poopy balls? (And if you are a girl, you will get a shitty vagina...I would not want to eat a shitty vagina because it would most likely taste like crap.)

Heed my advice...it could save you from being in a crappy situation! 😠

The tongue is but three inches long, yet it can kill a man six feet high.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did you know that if you wipe while sitting down, back to front, you will get poopy balls? (And if you are a girl, you will get a shitty vagina...I would not want to eat a shitty vagina because it would most likely taste like crap.)

Heed my advice...it could save you from being in a crappy situation! 😠

Damn, I wish you would have told me this a couple of days ago. 😮