Prison Break!

Digi - Telepathy
V - Super Strength
Masterbruce - Heat Vision
Judge - Flight
Myself - Invisibilty

Plan -

1. Digi uses his tp to relay a message to all the other prisoners 'riot at a pre-given signal' (If he can't do it peacefully he can threaten to give their families strokes ect, then again we are talking about the guy whom keeps us in line, so his verbal control skills are pretty top-notch).

2. Masterbruce (if he's as handy as he keeps telling us, ok it's most likely bullshit but he MAY just be batman-lite for all we know ? ) gets trudged out to solitary confinement for some minor offence (screaming at the guards ect), when he then breaks free and HV both of them (in the face) . He then uses his HV (set on wide beam) to destroy the bars holding back the other prisoners .

3. The riot signal is given , Prisoners begin rioting and I make myself invisible , V (whom is pretty handy in real-life apparently) beats us a path through the ensuing mob of prisoners + guards (Digi has slunk of somewhere so he can keep us updated on everyone locations) with Masterbruce frying any guy who tries to take pot-shots as us.

4. Judge (having wings) has the most useless power ( large bird like wings being stupidly inconvenient in a large indoor complex with narrow halls) and runs distraction/decoy. Either dropping shit on people or just generally getting shot at (Win/Win situation really).

5. Me and V make it to Doom , we then remind him of the Squirrel-girl incident and then tell him that if he doesn't leave (and let us go) we'll make sure EVERYONE on the planet gets sent a copy of the issue. He falters and we're released.

😆

Originally posted by Martian_mind
You trust me to use Heat vision responsibly? 🤨

But I figured you might work well with Red and me... maybe? ermm

im surprized no one thought about using the TP to control the other inmates and make them go crazy as a distraction...........

Originally posted by Battlehammer
im surprized no one thought about using the TP to control the other inmates and make them go crazy as a distraction...........

*waits for him to reread the OP*

all the guards have PSi blockers it says nothing about inmates..............

Originally posted by Battlehammer
all the guards have PSi blockers it says nothing about inmates..............

Telepathy - only for linking the team, as all guards have Psi Blockers

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Telepathy - [b]only for linking the team, as all guards have Psi Blockers [/B]

If you read the sentence as a whole you realize the reason it only for lnking teams is becuase the guards of psi blockers.

But obviously the psi works on the inmates...............

so again psi control the inmates to attack the guards..........

If the TP was not allowed to use the TP for anything but linking the teams then why would the guards need psi blockers..........

Originally posted by Rufus T Firefly
Trick: super flight while super high!
Jason: super speed for super fun!
Herc: super strength and super drinking
Smurph: distracting inmates by performing a jimmy fallon sketch from SNL while laughing during it
Regis: Asks trivial questions with kelly Ripa while we're getitng away
Cresh: heat vision to heat up some spicy art on photoshop
Bada: DurHulk Smash! Super Strength!
Red: harmonica, you know, gettaway music

when we get to Dr. Doom, I play dramatic music on the harmonica, as Smurf tries to persuade him of all the mistakes he's made in life, trick's dead, jason's dead, Herc is passed out, Regis is in the middle of playing who Wants to be a millionair, bada's trying to dur Doom, and Cresh is the man who saves christmas. He points out how terribly he's portrayed in the Fantastic Four Movies, and Doom goes out to kll the director and the actor who killed him. Smurph feels bad for not being the one to save the day, i then play happy go lucky music. the. end. ermm

Originally posted by Battlehammer
only for linking teams becuase the guard shave psi blockers..........

If you read the sentence as a whole you realize the reason it only for lnking teams is becuase the guards of psi blockers.

But obviously the psi works on the inmates...............

so again psi control the inmates to attack the guards..........

If the TP was not allowed to use the TP for anything but linking the teams then why would the guards need psi blockers..........

You are correct. I will come up with an example tomorrow so people realize what I mean with all of this

My Team would consist of:

Illadelph: Always ruthless, this guy has a knack for coming up with strategies that literally obliterate the competition. He only plays to win, and in this situation being that the team needs to win he would be a perfect candidate. I would give him flight and being that I gave him Arch Angels wings he would also get those metal wings with poison darts (he was Arch Angel when he was with Apocalypse, and Angel with natural wings). He would be our areal view and sharpshooter protecting the rest of us.

Newjack: This guy plays football, and thus can act as a battering ram for the rest of us. With his favorite power of all super strength, he will be the brawler of the group. Even for all his pacifistic ways, I am sure he can ram right into these guys 😛

Soljer: This guy is smart and ruthless. With invisibility as his power I am sure he could provide cover support for the ones that are in trouble since he himself will not be targeted. He could also take a gun and with both invisible become a sniper.

ExodusCloak: While none of us are going to be proficient in our powers being that we just got them, this guy is as close to a specialist as you can get on Telepaths. Why? He has a hard on for Emma (which is not a bad thing). With him on our side, and knowing what a telepath could potentially do he gives us mental support

Darthgoober: One of the most cunning people I know this guy will literally out think you for a win. I give him heat vision, because I know he will make the most of it for the win. While most guys might hit people directly on, he might do something like shoot at the ceiling, or the supports to give us a win against the guards.

I would give myself super speed. Being that we are in a group full of leaders and strategists I will take leadership position, but let the group mostly decide how they wanna break out.

(other guys I would readily consider would be Validus, Xmarks, Batdude, DC, Leo, Scoobs, or Mungi)

With the team set and full of great strategists we come up with a plan. Being that I am the narrator here I will give a quick plan of attack as an example of something we might come up with

This plan will be happening while all the prisoners are in their cells (since Doom will not let them out of them)

First Exodus Cloak will link us up telepathically. Darthgoober will quietly heat vision the door to open it. The telepath (EC) will cover for any noise by riling up the other prisoners. With that done, Mr Invisible (soljer) will go out by himself in the mess, while we close the doors again (even though it is still open). With Soljer out there, while EC will keep on riling the prisoners, he gets some keys from the guards. Since the guards will be busy with the other inmates this should not be a problem.

Immediately after, EC will make all the prisoners on one side of the prison go to sleep. As the guards are puzzled by this development but are still dealing with the other rowdy side, Soljer will quietly open all the doors to the other inmates (remember they are alseep.). With one half of the prisoners doors open (open as in the door CAN swing open, not open as in they are already swung open) he comes back to us. (EC will provide cover.)

With soljers job done. With my super speed I run and grab all the guns from all the guards that I can and if there is enough space do a whirlwind around them. Even if I cannot get to all of them a sufficient amount of guards will be unarmed, and EC will wake the freed side of prisoners. With them out and about providing cover for the rest of my team, they head out. Illadelph soars as high as he can, and takes out the guards that might still have guns (while I do my part and take out as many as I can with my super speed).

Newjack for his part will head out and literally ram as many guards as he can. Since EC is the resident telepath he will give the prisoners as much reason to kick the crap out of the guards as possible. Darthgoober will be aiming to heat up and melt all the guns (except the ones we might pick up).

If at any point during the mission Soljer gets heard it is agreed that I as the super speedster will get him out of the way, or take out the guards that spotted him. If all of them noticed we go out just the five of us and do mayhem. Darthgoober melting the floor under them and freeing the prisoners, EC giving us a mental link and making the prisoners blood thirsty, Newjak just breaking heads, Soljer being the invisible assassin, and me taking out as many guards as I can. Illadelph will play the supporting archer helping whoever needs it.

Once all the guards in the prison area get taken out the 6 of us make out way to Doom. Being that there are other guards leading up to him, me and Soljer will be the points. Soljer up ahead tells me where the guards are telepathically (EC linked up) and I super speed up and kick ass. We continue that procedure unless we are all needed (if the guards are in large numbers). In that case Soljer would fall back (as he has no offensive powers) and let Darthgoober take point. He omni blasts them, then me, newjak and Delph pick up whats left. All in all it should not prove TOO difficult to get to Doom.

I made this plan on the fly and could probably do better if I actually thought about it, but this should be good enough for now. It should also show an example as to what I meant by describing why you pick someone

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Suppose Dr. Doom breaks the fourth wall and kidnaps you for an elaborate experiment - All this is to see how resourceful we humans are in our reality.

You end up in a regular prison (no super death Dr. Doom gadgets) with 100 guards all armed, wearing downgraded exo Doom suits and full of prisoners. [b]All you have to do is stage a prison break, and GET to Dr. Doom. Once that is done he will return you back to the real world. With this explained he lets you choose 5 KMC comic book members, and kidnaps them to help you out. He also gives you all one super power, and you decide who gets what powers

What 5 KMC comic book members would you choose and why? Ie: a mastermind (tactics, strategy), diversion, any reason beyond oh because he is a friend and is cool will do. And what powers would you give to each member?

Powers to choose from:
Super Strength - Thing Level
Super Speed - Classic Quicksilver
Heat Vision - Super Man like
Invisibility - duh
Telepathy - only for linking the team, as all guards have Psi Blockers
Flight - Arch Angels wings

Finally HOW would you go about the Prison Break and get to Dr. Doom? This might assume that you are the mastermind, but if you pick someone else just make it up as if he was the mastermind and how he might do it. [/B]

Very sneaky on Archangel's wings btw. 😛

Let's see....

Myself: At first I was gonna take heat vision, but then I realized I'd enjoy raining down metal death with Archangel's wings. Plus, those wings are very durable and have a good cutting edge.

Redatom: Invisibility. He'd be our point man and mess with the security systems while we were causing the riot.

Badabing: durhulk smash! Super strenth.

Creshok: Superspeed. I have a good feeling that he would be able to use it well.

Jason: Telepath. The guy who's most likely to drive the inmates nuts and still do a decent job coordinating the attack.

Guy222: Heat vision. 😆 Ok, this is a bit nuts. But I thought it was worth a shot.
We start off circulating word via TP that there's going to be a riot and to wait for a signal. Once it's time for daily exercise (something that always happens in prisons), then Guy creates a blinding flash using his feat at high luminosity, low intensity. Then we start the riot. Red sneaks around, disrupting the guards and trying to take down the security systems. I'll provide air cover and and a target. As my wings are highly durable, I can block for my team mates and provide a shield. Bada will be attacking support pillars and guard towers. Creshok will use his speed to create diversions and keep the guards off balance.

Though, the hard part will be getting to Doom. I don't know if we have the firepower to pierce even shitty versions of the Doombot armor. Guy might be able to find a weakspot and hurt them there. 😛

Btw, do I get Archangel's blood-borne healing factor? 😄

I would probably enjoy being Arch Angel too.....didnt think it through much. Either way, no you dont get no stinking healing factor. You get a comic liposuction and we suspend physics to let you fly with his metal death wings 😛

Wouldn't it be nigh-useless however ?

A. Flying (unlike TP or Heat Vision) isn't something you just 'switch on' you need to KNOW how to fly before hand or else you f*cked

B. Wouldn't the prison be a relatively cramped place, restricting flight movement, although you could still skewer people with the wings...

Originally posted by grey fox
Wouldn't it be nigh-useless however ?

A. Flying (unlike TP or Heat Vision) isn't something you just 'switch on' you need to KNOW how to fly before hand or else you f*cked

B. Wouldn't the prison be a relatively cramped place, restricting flight movement, although you could still skewer people with the wings...

Those wings are great as shields and can easily cut through concrete. They're pretty ****ing strong. 😛

And I should have made you part of the team. Wanna take Guy's place? You get free heat vision. 😄

Hooold on a sec. So when I get to Doom he will send me back to my universe?? 🤨
I'll choose quicksilver's superspeed and run the hell outta there. Then I'll live my life in marvel universe with cool superpowers. 😛

But before I run away from there I'll tell the Judge that I gave him Superman's durability so he'd charge at guards and die in pain...

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Those wings are great as shields and can easily cut through concrete. They're pretty ****ing strong. 😛

And I should have made you part of the team. Wanna take Guy's place? You get free heat vision. 😄

my riot would be more well organized and efficient then yours ermmha

Originally posted by Sam Z
Hooold on a sec. So when I get to Doom he will send me back to my universe?? 🤨
I'll choose quicksilver's superspeed and run the hell outta there. Then I'll live my life in marvel universe with cool superpowers. 😛

But before I run away from there I'll tell the Judge that I gave him Superman's durability so he'd charge at guards and die in pain...

You live in the MU?

he'd avoid confronting doom, thereby remaining in the marvel universe, as opposed to being sent back to our universe.

Originally posted by Disappear
he'd avoid confronting doom, thereby remaining in the marvel universe, as opposed to being sent back to our universe.

Ah . . . I imagine that would piss off Doom to no end though.