Kram3r's English Exam : WTF!? ~haermm~
Okay, so I had an English worth a lot of marks to do and but I didn't actually nor actually care and just walked in to do the f*cker. Anyway, I got to the creative writing section and I had to write a story about two people on a journey. I sat there thinking "WTF am I going to write about? I don't even care for this!? Well how about I write about..." and I took it from there. All of the below was written on the spot and I had to rush because I was running out of time (haermm). Hence, my story, read it, you'll know the characters involved. haermm
Under the pictures I have actually taken the time to type out the story in case you can't read my hand writing and such. The photos are more or less just there to authenticate that I actually wrote this for teachers to mark.
Jose awakens to the clattering of ceramic plates in his apartment. However, Jose, doesn't live alone, oh no, Jose lives with Michael, his room mate. Jose rubs his crusted eyes ridding himself of his blurred vision as he stumbles into the kitchen. "What are you doing, son?" Jose says as he yawns. "I'm looking for a clean plate for cereal. Our toaster is broken!" Michael answers back angrily. "You won't find any cereal, I ate it all yesterday, yo." responded Jose. "Then what am I suppose to eat?" Michael shouted back. "I dunno" Jose said as he threw himself on the couch and turned on the TV.
"COME COME COME!!! FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS TO THE NEW MEGA MALL ON THORINN STREET WESTPORT, UTAH!" the TV yelled. "Woah, that's loud!" exclaimed Jose "but it solves your problem!!!" Jose said as if a light bulb above his head had been switched on. "Lets go there to get your new toaster! Plus, I need to grab myself the new Buckethead album anyway.". "Alright, we'll go" Michael answered, disappointed that he would not be eating breakfast.
Jose pulled up to the mall and both turned to each other in awe. "This is one big place!" Jose said surprisingly. "Will we ever find the Wal-mart here?!" answered Michael confusingly and with that his eyes widen and his head turned slowly. Suddenly angels sang and a glowing light appeared around this majestic women. Michael's jaw dropped. He caught a glimpse of the name tag, it said Melissa until suddenly...BAM! Jose whacked him across the head "Com'on amigo, we gots to shop!".
The two searched throughout the mall until finally Michael spoke up. "Where the hell are we?". "I dunno bro, but look, a music shop, com'on!" Jose said as he grabbed Michael and ran into the store. "Yes they have it, the new Buckethead album! Awesome!" Jose said with happiness. "He sucks!!!" shouted a man in a Yellowcardshirt who Jose only knew as Ken. "What'd you say, fat man?!" Jose retorted. "I said he sucks" Ken repeated. "This coming from the guy who listens to yellow card?!" Jose laughed. "BRING IT ON!!!" Ken screamed and within seconds Jose got himself a black eye and the two were fighting. ""Jose, quit it!" Michael said trying to break the fight until mall security came along. "Alright you lot, get the hell out of his store and if I have to deal with you any one of you again I'm giving you a record!".
As the group was thrown out and dispersed Michael left to question "Can I get my toaster now?!". "Alright, I got my CD, lets go" Jose said.
The two looked running into various specialty store. "FAR OUT, LETS GO HOME!"Michael whined, "I'll never find the Wal-mart.". "Hold on! There it is!" Jose said, "Lets go, com'on.".
The two walked into the store and gazed around. "Yaah! DVDs!" Jose exclaimed as he pushed Michael into one of the shelves in joy only to have a black labeled DVD fall into the open back pack of Michael, unnoticed. "Quit it!" Michael said annoyed "Lets get my toaster".
The two finally found the toaster aisle. "Yes, here's a toaster lets get it!" Michael grabbed the toaster and walked up to the cashier only to be confronted by the beautiful lady he saw before. "He-hey" Michael said shyly, "Hey" repeated Melissa with a smile on her face as she scanned the toaster "That'll be $100, thanks.". "There you go" Michael said only to say "Oh wait, this cooks bagels, not toast! Sorry can I have a refund?" Michael asked. "Oh sorry, no refunds on sale items" Melissa said. "What?! COM'ON!!" Michael shouted. "No I can't, leave or I'll call security" Melissa said in disgust. "Fine, but we aren't coming back!" and with that and two steps out the door the buzz of the security went off. "May I check your bag?" Melissa said. "Fine!" Michael retorted only to have her find a DVD. "What's this, XXX Gay me?" said Melissa with disgust "I'm calling security". Within a moment, the same officer from before appeared, "You two again, come with me I'm taking you two to the station!". "What a crap day!" Michael said following the officer. "Yeah, but at least we got a Buckethead CD and a Bagel machine out of it!" Jose responded.