Researchers came to a conclusion!

Started by C. C. Cowgirl3 pages
Originally posted by Vathu
What were they, researchers of PHAIL?

Regular researchers ermm

love it 😆 never heard it before but it sounds like one of the old jokes, most new ones contain drugs, sex or other forms of such things

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]The funniest joke that has ever been told according to research is the following:

Spoiler:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
[/B]

where's the joke?

If you read it trough you will see it ✅

When I heard it, it

Originally posted by Slay
Made me chuckle. A little.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
where's the joke?
He made sure he was dead by shooting him.

Originally posted by lord xyz
He made sure he was dead by shooting him.

wasn't really funny

Did I say it was funny? hmm

I only said it was a joke shrug

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Did I say it was funny? hmm

I only said it was a joke shrug [/B]

Bad researchers...

There is nothing wrong with the researchers ermm

Sometimes statistic does not give the best of result. That is all. The researchers did nothing wrong.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Did I say it was funny? hmm

I only said it was a joke shrug [/B]

excuse ME 😒

whats bad, what isnt good about someone shooting someone, its hilarious!!! 😆 😆 😂

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]The funniest joke that has ever been told according to research is the following:

Spoiler:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
[/B]

I chuckled. That's more than I expected to get from a joke over the internet. So 👆 for teh joke.

Sounds like Dick Cheney going out hunting, not a joke.

the joke had "woods" in it...lol.

I wanna go scuba diving with Dick Cheney. You guys think he'd f*ckin' harpoon me?

Originally posted by Scythe
I wanna go scuba diving with Dick Cheney. You guys think he'd f*ckin' harpoon me?

Depends, do you like being harpooned by DICK?

Anti-boioioioioioioioioioing...

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Old one but a good one 😆

Well . . . . . it is old. 😬

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
excuse ME 😒

hmm

No 😛