Mud WRESTLING!!!

JUMP!!!!!

*shouts again* WHY?

JUST DO IT!!!!

*collects money from Nike representative*

Oh, THIS is where the bar money is coming from...

(Cleans off mud with towel)

ONE of the places where the money comes from.

get me a trampoline! * goes to shower cubicles and washes off mud*

Errr... how does trampoline mud wrestling work?

It doesn't. But then we DO get to see her jump!!!!!!

*dries off and changes into leotard*
wheres the trampoline?

and the reason I've given up the wrestling for the minute is because my opponent has dissapeared!

now, do you want to see me jump or not?

Good point. Get going!

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! But get some mud on you, otherwise this thread's off topic and I will have to close it.

Good point that man.

(Throws mud at Lara)

okie! *drops to floor and rolls in the mud like a cute little piggy*

NOW JUMP!!!!

k! I have to do a warm up first!
*climbs on to trampoline, walks to middle, jumps several time to gain hight. straight into warm up routine: 5 seat drops, 5 hikes, 5 stradles.*

This seems rather complex...

not really, seats you bounce on your bum with your hands pushing down beside you with your legs stretched out straight in front.
hikes, in mid air you stretch to touch your toes and land on your feet again and stradles are simply star jumps in mid air except you stretch to grab your ankles as if your doing the splitz and land on your feet again.
its not hard!

Errr... ok...

(Throws more mud)

why are you throwing more mud?

Topic. Fascinating as your trampolining lesson is!