What's the longest you held a crap for?

Started by Kelly_Bean2 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I go whereever there is a hole. If there is a hole, poop will be produced.

馃槀 Don't tell me you poop in orifices...scared

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
馃槙

Squat over the toilet without touching the toilet seat and pinch a loaf.

This also strengthens your quad muscles.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
馃槀 Don't tell me you poop in orifices...scared
is that a challenge?

I don't keep time of how long I hold my shits ermm

Originally posted by Secretus
Squat over the toilet without touching the toilet seat and pinch a loaf.

This also strengthens your quad muscles.


I've done that when I couldn't hold it any longer. That or I just went into the Teacher's Lounge bathroom. 馃槀
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is that a challenge?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

neither do I, just guessing.

The longest time? About a week, I was on painkillers that had the unfortunate effect of causing constipation

Originally posted by Baylin
The longest time? About a week, I was on painkillers that had the unfortunate effect of causing constipation

It was worth it trust me. I would give my left nut for 10 Vicodin and a weeks constipation.

I didn't say it wasn't worth it. Codeine + alcohol = 馃槉

I'm allergic to codine but when I used to do drugs the only drugs I got hold of (vicodin and percocet) had codine in them, as well as cough medicines. 馃槀 RETARRRRRRRD, I know. I'm over that shit though.

ever take nyquil when you were not sick?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ever take nyquil when you were not sick?

Um...yes. That was included in my "cough medicine" quote above. That and Robitussin(sp?) that shit made me itch like a f*cking coke addict because I am allergic to codine.