Megan Fox

I found out she's into comics and video games and is a fan of artist Micheal Turner.

^ Increases our chances with her by 0.00017% methinks.

mathematically speaking that's an infinite percent increase!!!

I LOVE MATH!!

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male patheticness at its finnest 🙁

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
She needs a little more meat on her bones

...Really, nobody's gonna say it? *sigh* Fine, I'll do it.

I'd like to put my meat on her bones.

Originally posted by Sado22
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male patheticness at its finnest 🙁

oh yeah!?! well... 😕

your MOM!!

She needs a little more meat on her bones

oh yeah!?! well...your MOM!!

but neither will i 🙁
*goes to the bar with stickman and gets drunk* drunk

~Sado

I like her eyes...they are sharp...

I'll be brushing up on my old Michael Turner's.

she has stupid tattoos

Who gives a shit about her tattoos?

I do, and they are retarded

wow, just saw her thumb.

i know i'm gonna catch it for this on here but i don't care, i no longer find Megan Fox attractive cause of it, i'm fcuking serious, dude..

That sh*t looks freaky as hell and just, ugh. It's just me and how i am. Like i'm the type if i so much as hear an attractive girl fart, even if she's a ten, she automatically becomes unattractive to me forever.

And/or if i smelled it, and/or if it smell deadly, i'd get up fast and just run away from her. It's weird. I know women are humans and are imperfect and she's probably a nice girl and she's cute facially but she no longer entices me, sorry.

I wouldn't fcuk her drunk, forget that..

And i'm not joking either.

don't worry, kenshiro will heal it for you.
and what thumb? 😕

the **** are you talking about?

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
wow, just saw her thumb.

i know i'm gonna catch it for this on here but i don't care, i no longer find Megan Fox attractive cause of it, i'm fcuking serious, dude..

That sh*t looks freaky as hell and just, ugh. It's just me and how i am. Like i'm the type if i so much as hear an attractive girl fart, even if she's a ten, she automatically becomes unattractive to me forever.

And/or if i smelled it, and/or if it smell deadly, i'd get up fast and just run away from her. It's weird. I know women are humans and are imperfect and she's probably a nice girl and she's cute facially but she no longer entices me, sorry.

I wouldn't fcuk her drunk, forget that..

And i'm not joking either.

What her thumb has to be smooth and lubed for your ass...? 😂

Jesus...Talk about a small gripe.

Im with you on the farting issue although vengance can easily be had by letting rip and trapping her head below the duvet, forcing her to accept revenge.. 🙂

She just looks average to me

fox

Yeah we know what she looks like coolmovies..

What's coolmovies doing around KMC when she looks like Megan Fox?