The Ultimates (Official Thread)

Started by Mr. Ree15 pages
Originally posted by Tommy05
Its bad because most people want interesting story's, not incest ones.

Incest is more interesting than most slug fests.

Incest, fun for all the family ✅

Originally posted by SevenShackles

well maybe its a mutant thing, they had a society with their own rules. magneto isn't stupid im sure he noticed and obviously it isn't an issue with him[yet] so maybe its acceptable for mutants to screw their brothers and sisters O_o

Your probably right there dude some wacko thing like Magneto and them wanting to keep the mutant bloodline pure. Like loads of royal families used to practice incest for that same reason.

Originally posted by willRules
Incest, fun for all the family ✅

If Wanda were my sister i'd bang her.

😘

Originally posted by willRules
😘

Come on, you know you'd hi her like the fistof an angry god.

Your sick.

He's just a troll.

A failed one.

And most likely a sock.

A what?

Originally posted by Tommy05
A what?

Sock.

And I have a feeling it's yours.

I feel dirty after reading that .... it's like Ultimates was this great girl and Ultimates V3 was her slutty little sister, why did I read this drivel and mind-cheat on the Ultimates ... why'd ya make me do it Loeb? why???

🙁

Seriously though let's go through this in order:

Venom isn't even someone who should be known by name ... last sighting had Spider-Man disposing of him in a smoke stack ... and he never had the white Spider-logo, so why is no-one surprised when he shows up?

As already mentioned, Hawkeye is a walking tough guy cliche.

Wasp isn't Asian anymore.

Valkyrie's speech seems to be stuck in the early 90's (much like the books artwork/costume design/storytelling style)

Thor's broken old-english is painful to read ... either have him speak in old-english or don't, just stop the mix + match style ffs.

Why the hell is the Wasp running the team when Cap is still around?

Cap is starting to look like Hulk-lite, I'm surprised he can fit through doors to get to team meetings.

Wasp somehow has gained the unexplained ability to manifest her wings at full height.

Don Blake seems to appear near the end.... there's never been any hint of Thor having a human identity so far and frankly I hope he doesn't acquire one now.

All in all it just looks like the creative picked up a couple of early 90s Avengers comics, tweaked the costumes, added in a little more violence and sent it off to the printers.

Ultimates V3 #1 earns a whopping 2 out of 10 from me (and that 2 is only because it came out reasonably quickly)

Originally posted by Erik-Lensherr
Sock.

And I have a feeling it's yours.

What? 😖

Originally posted by Mr. Ree
If Wanda was my sister i'd bang her.

Originally posted by Scoobless
I feel dirty after reading that .... it's like Ultimates was this great girl and Ultimates V3 was her slutty little sister, why did I read this drivel and mind-cheat on the Ultimates ... why'd ya make me do it Loeb? why???

🙁

Seriously though let's go through this in order:

Venom isn't even someone who should be known by name ... last sighting had Spider-Man disposing of him in a smoke stack ... and he never had the white Spider-logo, so why is no-one surprised when he shows up?

As already mentioned, Hawkeye is a walking tough guy cliche.

Wasp isn't Asian anymore.

Valkyrie's speech seems to be stuck in the early 90's (much like the books artwork/costume design/storytelling style)

Thor's broken old-english is painful to read ... either have him speak in old-english or don't, just stop the mix + match style ffs.

Why the hell is the Wasp running the team when Cap is still around?

Cap is starting to look like Hulk-lite, I'm surprised he can fit through doors to get to team meetings.

Wasp somehow has gained the unexplained ability to manifest her wings at full height.

Don Blake seems to appear near the end.... there's never been any hint of Thor having a human identity so far and frankly I hope he doesn't acquire one now.

All in all it just looks like the creative picked up a couple of early 90s Avengers comics, tweaked the costumes, added in a little more violence and sent it off to the printers.

Ultimates V3 #1 earns a whopping 2 out of 10 from me (and that 2 is only because it came out reasonably quickly)

You forgot to mention that Thor's hammer randomly changed ✅

D'oh, I knew I missed a few things out ... I remember seeing the new hammer on a released artwork preview a week or so ago and wondering why it had changed.

Originally posted by Scoobless
D'oh, I knew I missed a few things out ... I remember seeing the new hammer on a released artwork preview a week or so ago and wondering why it had changed.

Because the new team of Loeb and Mad sucks, also they can't make up their mind.

Is there a site we can write a complaint?

Originally posted by Tommy05
What? 😖

Get outta here sock.

Originally posted by endrict
Get outta here sock.
What?

I am asking the mod to kindly tell you to stop with the rudeness.

Originally posted by Scoobless
I feel dirty after reading that .... it's like Ultimates was this great girl and Ultimates V3 was her slutty little sister

Yes, but the slutty sister gives it all on the first date.
Especially if she is scottish. Even the guys don't wear underoos there.