The Ultimates (Official Thread)

Started by grey fox15 pages

Originally posted by SaintSmurph
In Soviet Russia, Iron Mans You.

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Awesome.

I only just noticed , is BW giving Stark a BJ in the fourth panel ?

Seems a little too pg13 even for ultimates.

lol its like were all in a constant cycle of bitching bout the same things, ulti3 better do something right in the next 4 issues or this is going to suck.

awesome crap in those pages =P

hope ulti bettle is canon in some fashion, i liked him from the ulti spiderman game.

like i said venom and carnage are supposed to come back in the comics and blah blah blah =/ and this takes place after that. plus with all these changes to make it seem more like 616 why are you even surprised?

they should take this guy out back and blow his brains out.

who do you think they should of gotten to do ultimates3? story and art [other than the guys who did it before]

also herd spiderman comes in next issue and the ultimates arnt all to happy with him taggin along or w/e... yeah =/ such a great twist. this all seems just so..so.. crappy.. does anyone go over these concepts in marvel before letting them get put down on paper? honestly would anyone greenlight this shit writting and character design is they gave it atleast half the attention ulti3 deserves?

Originally posted by grey fox
I only just noticed , is BW giving Stark a BJ in the fourth panel ?
You just noticed?

I noticed that as soon as I flipped through the comic!

This sucked.... the art was ok....

Originally posted by Larceny
This sucked.... the art was ok....

I think we just clarified that BW was the only thing sucking 😉

Originally posted by grey fox
I think we just clarified that BW was the only thing sucking 😉
😆

Originally posted by grey fox
Awesome.

I only just noticed , is BW giving Stark a BJ in the fourth panel ?

Seems a little too pg13 even for ultimates.

I looked closely - her mouth is not around anything, and Tony's torso is a few inches away from her face. There's a body part in the way, but it's possible she's giving him a HJ at that moment.

(Goes to take a hot, clean shower)

Originally posted by roughrider
I looked closely - her mouth is not around anything, and Tony's torso is a few inches away from her face. There's a body part in the way, but it's possible she's giving him a HJ at that moment.

(Goes to take a hot, clean shower)

Maybe he's a mushroom man?

I love the fact that the parodied issue being made is far superior to the actual issue itself 😄

Originally posted by willRules
I love the fact that the parodied issue being made is far superior to the actual issue itself 😄

Most Parodied ones are.

sooo is he called THE panther or is he BLACK panther?

Originally posted by grey fox
Most Parodied ones are.
That's because most comics that people would put effort into parodying are already pretty bad to deserve such effort going into taking the piss out of them... I really hope that sentence made sense, though I doubt it...

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
That's because most comics that people would put effort into parodying are already pretty bad to deserve such effort going into taking the piss out of them... I really hope that sentence made sense, though I doubt it...

Good point but there are notable exceptions such as a parody I read of Villains united #1 and that's a fantastic miniseries ✅

I can't believe I actually bought that crap yesterday... that's £2.20 I'll never see again... no idea if I'll give it one more issue.

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
I can't believe I actually bought that crap yesterday... that's £2.20 I'll never see again... no idea if I'll give it one more issue.

Summary ?

Summary: "It sucked."

Has anyone picked up the TWO new Ultimates spin-off miniseries that came out this month (Iron Man 2 and Human)?
Iron Man was kind of, meh. Not as painfully bad as the first (translation- no radioactive monkeys and little mention of Tony being a super-brain-guy). Bearable, but I doubt I'll continue.
Ultimate Human was OK. Ridiculously short, or so it felt. I'll probably continue with it- Ellis is a great writer, and I'm desperate for one decent Ultimates book to be around (and Iron Man and Ultimates 3 hardly seem to be that).
Anyone else read these? Opinions?

As always, I'm waiting for the trades. I have been put right off Ultimates and probably won't buy their latest series, but Ultimate Human looks interesting ✅

ultimate ironman2 i have no interest in, but Ultimate Human seems like it can be worth looking at.

okay.. people said black panther in ultimates 3 was nighthawk, that at the end of Ultimate power he would come back with the ultimates to their universe and become the panther. but at the end its Zarda who comes back. now who the hell is panther?

and wtf is zarda gonna do or has done in the ultimates universe.. ?

Originally posted by Almighty Bauer
I can't believe I actually bought that crap yesterday... that's £2.20 I'll never see again... no idea if I'll give it one more issue.

I'll probably collect it. It's only running for 5 issues, right?

Originally posted by grey fox
Summary ?

shrug Not very good insofar