What is the best way to perform a murder and dispose of a body?

Imagine for a moment you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create?

Originally posted by Zebedee
Imagine for a moment [B]you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create? [/B]

Too broad of a question, set some parameters... do you know this person, will this person me missed, missed right away etc. etc. etc.

That and it's a OTF question.

I would say I posted my plan on an Internet message board.

🤨 if I post and become framed for a murder...they shall have evidents.

Originally posted by Zebedee
Imagine for a moment [B]you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create? [/B]

start with yourself, no point in treating others so well and leave yourself out of it, try doing it to yourself first, and ask yourself if this is the best way to solve a problem, if it's not, then don't murder yourself, it's against the law.

Originally posted by Czarina_Czarina
start with yourself, no point in treating others so well and leave yourself out of it, try doing it to yourself first, and ask yourself if this is the best way to solve a problem, if it's not, then don't murder yourself, it's against the law.

You're quite strange, no offense.

Rob is right, this has OTF written all over it.

Buy a gun in a random state, wait two months go to another state preferably far away. Shoot a random person late at night without witnesses and walk away without ever looking back.

Leave the body, doesn't really matter you will never be a suspect.

Originally posted by Secretus
You're quite strange, no offense.

Rob is right, this has OTF written all over it.

Strange? Uhm, thanks I guess.

The idea was to get him to think that if he really wants to commit a crime of snuffing out life, how would he feel if it were him. Simple.

Originally posted by Czarina_Czarina
Strange? Uhm, thanks I guess.

The idea was to get him to think that if he really wants to commit a crime of snuffing out life, how would he feel if it were him. Simple.

Oh, I understand what you meant. The thing is, I'm sure the thread starter isn't stupid enough to post on a messaging board for advice on how to commit a murder. I think you may take the internet to seriously.

Originally posted by Secretus
I think

don't we all.

Give the body to some pigs, they eat EVERYTHING.

Thats whats claimed in that " Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" film anyway

you need to be more concerned with disposing of the weapon and not leaving any distnguishing clues at the scene.

If you are careful and can melt a gun in a kiln or whatever you shouldn't need to touch the body.

If you are even a casual aquantiance of the person you will get caught.

Originally posted by botankus
I would say I posted my plan on an Internet message board.

Ya! Especially if you have a really good plan. You should be able to get lots of $$$$ for a good idea like that. 😆

This is an interesting topic for this forum. My answer ASK O.J. SIMPSON

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
This is an interesting topic for this forum. My answer ASK O.J. SIMPSON

Buy his book...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
... You should be able to get lots of $$$$ for a good idea like that. 😆

Kill someone, freeze the body, then put it through a wood chipper aimed at a river. This almost worked for someone.

They were caught though...A by stander was curious as to why someone would be using a wood chipper late at night and at a river....lol

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Give the body to some pigs, they eat EVERYTHING.

Thats whats claimed in that " Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" film anyway

Yeah, it's true. The Kray twins used to actually do it.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Give the body to some pigs, they eat EVERYTHING.

Thats whats claimed in that " Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" film anyway

Wasn't it "Snatch" instead?

Originally posted by Zebedee
Imagine for a moment [B]you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create? [/B]

Originally posted by Zebedee
Imagine for a moment [B]you wished to perform a murder and dispose of a body. What would be the cleverest way you can think of to do it? How would you dispose of the body? What alibi would you create? [/B]