LostDoctor's Crazy Questions

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Re: Re: Re: Doo all Woman Love Sucking Guys Bananas?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Is that your way of saying "Hey. I find that offensive. Please leave and eat your children" or is it just wahat you said?

Dude, sorry you're offended, but was just a joke. I'm not serious, man. I really did it to get quoted by someone saying it's offensive. Please, learn to take life a little less seriously, when appropriate.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
RE-TARD ALERT!!!

My retard alert alarm went off ages ago. Its in my kitchen next to my cooker....

i smell smoke 😕

Re: Re: Re: Re: Doo all Woman Love Sucking Guys Bananas?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Dude, sorry you're offended, but was just a joke. I'm not serious, man. I really did it to get quoted by someone saying it's offensive. Please, learn to take life a little less seriously, when appropriate.

No im not offended.... i was just sayin that you always say that you say somethin and mean something else that is usually nicer... i was just askin if that was one of those times... sorry for the distress man

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Doo all Woman Love Sucking Guys Bananas?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
No im not offended.... i was just sayin that you always say that you say somethin and mean something else that is usually nicer... i was just askin if that was one of those times... sorry for the distress man

No distress, bro. It's all love. We as people just need to understand each other a little better. Then maybe we wouldn't have so many ****ing wars and shit like that.

Originally posted by TRH
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Originally posted by LostDoctor
Do all 100% of all woman suck guys bananas? Even church girls and girls that work in book stores?
With comdom on or off? what about when they are married?
Do they consider it to dirty? is the % 50 %50?

petpet

Interesting story really... Well it happened the other night. I was playing Fulltilt poker with Roland and Strangles, and the pot counts were about 900 for Strangles, 2300 for Roland and 1700 for I. Now, we got into this argument about post count and threads, which went on for about a half hour, also flipping back and forth with the site to post to the argument in some shitty thread. Any who, we were talking and then all of a sudden Kramer burst on line with his MSN name "GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND LAWLZ - Kram3r" So of course, I was stunned by this... I had to click it before the little box disappeared though so I did. Kram3r went on a fit talking about god knows what, It just seemed like instantly when I clicked up his MSN screen it was full of Barkers this and Barkers that, and the occasional Pedobear and Australia sex scandal... "Woah Woah There, settle down you crazy Aussie bastard, what do you mean Barker was involved with a sex scandal with Mist that involved in the reproduction of anal probing babies in Sydney?". Now, Kram3r explained the whole situation out to me, and I nodded and pretended to understand half of what he was saying; the video of him and the toilet still making me laugh most the time in my head when I see him. Something he said sparked my interest though, the word... Penis, or that's what I deciphered from his Aussie talk... He said something like Dingo Hung Bellyphocker Tongue Penis (Don't ask me, I'm not Aussie... I don't understand either)... Anyway, I was so intrigued, I had to ask. "What's a Penis?" .. Kram3r had no Idea what I was talking about and he just went on this page long rant about North American wording to Australia wording.... I sent my question over to Roland and Strangles, hoping they would give some insight on "Penis"...OF course by now all my poker chips were gone, and I was sitting out... But oh well, I asked them what a Penis was anyway. Strangles just laughed, and pretended to know what it was, but I was sure by his lack of anything but 😆 smiles he didn't... Roland continued to throw out 131 smiles, which I still to this day don't understand, but after a few moments of pages full of smiles, Roland spoke up... And he said, "Look Down" ... So I did, and replied with, "A Penis is a carpet?" Of course, this forced more pages of smiles... Ha Ha... Assholes. Anyway, Strangles finally stopped with that laughs and said "No, that's something that LethalFemme would have.. Look inside your boxers" ... Shrugging, I obliged and lifted the waistband to my Playboy bunny boxers.. And I saw it.. Only to gleefully respond back to the conversation, "So THAT'S what that is!.

131

LMFAO @ Lethal liking carpets

Vinny, what's a dick for?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Interesting story really... Well it happened the other night. I was playing Fulltilt poker with Roland and Strangles, and the pot counts were about 900 for Strangles, 2300 for Roland and 1700 for I. Now, we got into this argument about post count and threads, which went on for about a half hour, also flipping back and forth with the site to post to the argument in some shitty thread. Any who, we were talking and then all of a sudden Kramer burst on line with his MSN name "GUYS LOOK WHAT I FOUND LAWLZ - Kram3r" So of course, I was stunned by this... I had to click it before the little box disappeared though so I did. Kram3r went on a fit talking about god knows what, It just seemed like instantly when I clicked up his MSN screen it was full of Barkers this and Barkers that, and the occasional Pedobear and Australia sex scandal... "Woah Woah There, settle down you crazy Aussie bastard, what do you mean Barker was involved with a sex scandal with Mist that involved in the reproduction of anal probing babies in Sydney?". Now, Kram3r explained the whole situation out to me, and I nodded and pretended to understand half of what he was saying; the video of him and the toilet still making me laugh most the time in my head when I see him. Something he said sparked my interest though, the word... Penis, or that's what I deciphered from his Aussie talk... He said something like Dingo Hung Bellyphocker Tongue Penis (Don't ask me, I'm not Aussie... I don't understand either)... Anyway, I was so intrigued, I had to ask. "What's a Penis?" .. Kram3r had no Idea what I was talking about and he just went on this page long rant about North American wording to Australia wording.... I sent my question over to Roland and Strangles, hoping they would give some insight on "Penis"...OF course by now all my poker chips were gone, and I was sitting out... But oh well, I asked them what a Penis was anyway. Strangles just laughed, and pretended to know what it was, but I was sure by his lack of anything but 😆 smiles he didn't... Roland continued to throw out 131 smiles, which I still to this day don't understand, but after a few moments of pages full of smiles, Roland spoke up... And he said, "Look Down" ... So I did, and replied with, "A Penis is a carpet?" Of course, this forced more pages of smiles... Ha Ha... Assholes. Anyway, Strangles finally stopped with that laughs and said "No, that's something that LethalFemme would have.. Look inside your boxers" ... Shrugging, I obliged and lifted the waistband to my Playboy bunny boxers.. And I saw it.. Only to gleefully respond back to the conversation, "So THAT'S what that is!.

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Re: Doo all Woman Love Sucking Guys Bananas?

Originally posted by LostDoctor
Do all 100% of all woman suck guys bananas? Even church girls and girls that work in book stores?
With comdom on or off? what about when they are married?
Do they consider it to dirty? is the % 50 %50?

I am sure there are lot of girls that dislike sucking the 'banana' hmm

It can be of many different reasons, as many does it once but never again due different reasons 🙂

Truthfully, I do but I know those who hates it and those who just gags by the thought shrug

And I suspect most is done without condom hmm

The marriage question is just silly as it is the individuals opinion and not the title that matters. If it comes to pregnancy or those who have a child that would probably have effect in one way or the other, but I do not believe marriage itself has any effect on what you do and do not with your loved one 😉

Originally posted by Sanctuary
petpet
Well Sarah?

I dunno about girls, but Bardock ****ing LOVES it.

I wonder if percentualy gay guys likes sucking more than straight girls likes sucking hmm

does anyone??

I like bananas. 😊

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well Sarah?

Shhhh. 🥷

I eat bananas... but not for self-gratification