Don't see what's funny, Gideon for sure. He has ****ing super powers and can 1 hit kill huge alien battle-hardened monsters with just a punch.
Also, Surge's alternate fire is a disarm...
Force field power...
Slow time? Or was it a haste power? Or did it do both on primary and alt. fires...? Either way, Gideon's amazing.
It doesn't matter how many Halo fanboys adore the Master Chief (perhaps in a homosexual way?) he's still able to be killed and so I guarantee a skilled combatant using super powers can win.