Have you ever committed a crime?

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

Hmmm. I am somewhat proud to say I haven't really done much that might qualify as a crime (which makes me happy), the only real serious thing I can think of is:

* When I was 15 I said I could get someone to sell me cigarettes (it was all to do with a debate I was having with some friends). Got dared to prove it, and so proved it (although that is more the shop keep breaking the law). But I never smoke so I then sold them on for a prophet to my classmates who did.

Other then that in my early teenage years I was permitted, under supervision, a tiny bit of wine with a good meal (which didn't bother me since I've never been a big drinker, even when legally of age.) And since I lived on a farm I knew how to drive long before I could get a license, but then again I never drove off the farm before I was legally allowed so maybe that doesn't count.

3) Prostituted myself for $500.00. Nothing happened, my ass just hurt the next day

If nothing happened why did it hurt? 😕

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura

If nothing happened why did it hurt? 😕

He means nothing legal became of it. He whored himself out and got away with it. As far as hurting, if you were paying $500.00 for a piece of ass, would you be gentle?

Originally posted by Robtard
He means nothing legal became of it. He whored himself out and got away with it. As far as hurting, if you were paying $500.00 for a piece of ass, would you be gentle?

Ah I see.

And yes, I know what you are saying. I bought a car for $500 once and I ran it hard till it couldn't run no more.

Actually now that I think about it that sounds much more obscene then I thought it would.

Originally posted by inimalist
hahahaha

all your phones are tapped now, you bad ass mofos

HAHAHAHA!!! Your mom's ass is tapped now sucka, you pimp ass mofo!

I've never REALLY broken that law. I have speed in my car before, I haven't been in a fight since before I was 18 (For an obvious reason), I committed time clock fraud before but management was aware that I was going to do it before hand, and that is pretty much it....I don't like breaking the law.

I break the law every day. not severely, but anything from coming to a rolling stop at a stop sign to tunning a red light to speeding is a crime.

most severe offense? selling ecstacy.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
...and I ran it hard till it couldn't run no more.

Hot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I break the law every day. not severely, but anything from coming to a rolling stop at a stop sign to tunning a red light to speeding is a crime.

most severe offense? selling ecstacy.

Oh, you drug slinging bad-ass, you... I once "shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh, you drug slinging bad-ass, you... I once "shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

dumb thing to do.

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

If I say all the crimes I committed, it would be a JesusIsAlive style post, so here are some of the one's I can remember that I got collared for:

-DUI
-DUI Marijuana
-Evading Arrest
-Felony Speeding
-Transporting Drugs Across State Lines
-CCW
-Assault
-Disorderly Conduct
-Resisting Implied Consent for a Soberiety Test

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
If I say all the crimes I committed, it would be a JesusIsAlive style post, so here are some of the one's I can remember that I got collared for:

-DUI
-DUI Marijuana
-Evading Arrest
-Felony Speeding
-Transporting Drugs Across State Lines
-CCW
-Assault
-Disorderly Conduct
-Resisting Implied Consent for a Soberiety Test

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
If I say all the crimes I committed, it would be a JesusIsAlive style post, so here are some of the one's I can remember that I got collared for:

-DUI
-DUI Marijuana
-Evading Arrest
-Felony Speeding
-Transporting Drugs Across State Lines
-CCW
-Assault
-Disorderly Conduct
-Resisting Implied Consent for a Soberiety Test

That's Bad Ass

Originally posted by Zebedee
Were you caught? If so, what was the punishment?

Did you get away with it?

What was it?

I have done a number of crimes but never got caught. That was in the past though as I am a good girl now 😖mart:

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
That's Bad Ass

Originally posted by Robtard
Hot.

droolio

not a bad ass, it was in clubs and mostly to yuppiie white people.

dumb thing to do.

Damn yuppies.

Speeding, when i was under age =drinking, probably other things

Originally posted by Oomny
no I have never commited a crime. I tried wine once..but that was years ago under adult supervision. I found it tasted a bit odd. oh back in the first grade I punched someone,the person has hated me since. but that does not count does it 😬 I am clean as whistle

Well I have a disorderly person...But hey, he deserved that slap.

It was pleaded down from an assault and battery.

Oh, and right now I'm up for Stalking, B&E, Unlawful entry, Resisting arrest. All trumpt up of course by the woman who's involved with the man I slapped. It's a 20 year felony. I won't plead this one down.

Stupid ***** 😠

Never convicted.

Got caught speeding a bit once. going 50mph in a 40mph zone.

That's all.

Oh, plus all the rapes and murder. But that's hardly here nor there.

lol rape

pot, underage drinking and driving without a licence

oh and I stole a pen from a doctor's office once.

No I wasnt caught.