Most useless team member you can think of.

Started by Saxondale2 pages

Most useless team member you can think of.

I just saw a very amusing perceptive sketch on BBC2 it paired a couple of superheroes "Angel Summoner" and the "BMX Bandit". It was hilarious and distilled certain hilarious concepts in comics. Angel Summoner had the power to summon hordes of angels described as superpowered immortal beings. BMX bandit had his BMX skills. The premise was what was the point of BMX Bandits skills, strategy and ability to "pop a wheelie" when Angel Summoner could summon beings of limitless power. It reminded me of team ups like Thor and Spiderman. What is the most stupid reduntant team up you can remember in comics?

Batman 😐

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Batman 😐

More useless than the Flash teaming up with Piper? Bibbo and Superman?

Originally posted by Saxondale
More useless than the Flash teaming up with Piper? Bibbo and Superman?

When the team is fighting ancient sea monsters the size of Manhattan, I'm gonna say yes.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
When the team is fighting ancient sea monsters the size of Manhattan, I'm gonna say yes.
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
When the team is fighting ancient sea monsters the size of Manhattan, I'm gonna say yes.

Good point. Let's see if this can be topped. Rick Jones and the Hulk Vs. the Skulls is always funny.

Aquaman. 😖hifty:

hands down, Tigra.

there's this one issue of Avengers where they go to fight the Ghost Rider, and I just remember Cap remarking that the team's only at half rooster... it was Thor, Iron Man, and himself. then, he states, "better bring Tigra along" or something like that... and I just remember wondering to myself "what the hell is Tigra going to do that Captain America, the Invincible Iron Man, and a God couldn't?"

Re: Most useless team member you can think of.

Originally posted by Saxondale
I just saw a very amusing perceptive sketch on BBC2 it paired a couple of superheroes "Angel Summoner" and the "BMX Bandit". It was hilarious and distilled certain hilarious concepts in comics. Angel Summoner had the power to summon hordes of angels described as superpowered immortal beings. BMX bandit had his BMX skills. The premise was what was the point of BMX Bandits skills, strategy and ability to "pop a wheelie" when Angel Summoner could summon beings of limitless power. It reminded me of team ups like Thor and Spiderman. What is the most stupid reduntant team up you can remember in comics?

You saw that on Mitchell and Web tonight right? 😆

Oh and Saxondale rocks! 😎

Mockingbird and anyone, why would any team have Mockingbird on it?

Re: Re: Most useless team member you can think of.

Originally posted by Hercules
You saw that on Mitchell and Web tonight right? 😆

Oh and Saxondale rocks! 😎

Mockingbird and anyone, why would any team have Mockingbird on it?

Yes I did and yes he does, funnier than Paul Calf as silly as Alan Partridge but at least a monster with heart. Saxondale rocks. Mockingbird/ Tigra/ Rick Jones/ Batman/ Bibbo come on their has to be even worse out there guys.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Batman 😐

I'm about to start sluggin' some bitches up in here.

Originally posted by batdude123
I'm about to start sluggin' some bitches up in here.
calmth down....look at the context he put it in.

Superman 😖hifty:

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
calmth down....look at the context he put it in.

Physically... sure. But if it's brains you're looking for, Bats is your man.

The JLA has relied heavily on his genius tactics plenty o' times.

Originally posted by roughrider
Aquaman. 😖hifty:

Cause who needs a guy with the army and resources of the biggest nation on earth, is in constant contact with 2 thirds of life on the planet, is one of the more experienced heroes on earth and has diplomatic immunity? That's all worthless.

Unless you're talking about Aquanoob... and in that case... well yeah.

Originally posted by Lucid Lui
Cause who needs a guy with the army and resources of the biggest nation on earth, is in constant contact with 2 thirds of life on the planet, is one of the more experienced heroes on earth and has diplomatic immunity? That's all worthless.

Unless you're talking about Aquanoob... and in that case... well yeah.

I have only one word to say about Arthur Whitefish -

- Superfriends. 😄 😉

All of these guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_%28comics%29

Originally posted by Endless Mike
All of these guys: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_8_%28comics%29

BUENO!!!! 😈

Originally posted by roughrider
I have only one word to say about Arthur Whitefish -

- Superfriends. 😄 😉


And?

Originally posted by Lucid Lui
And?

That's all anyone's needed for decades.

Originally posted by roughrider
That's all anyone's needed for decades.

BUENO!!!!! 😈