Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I am asking...I have a limeric:
There once was a sailor named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave,
She was missing one t!t
And her ass smelled like shit,
But, think of the money he'd save.
Author unknown
LOLOMGWTFROTFLMAOOMG!!!!!
OK, Ahem.... this is part of a 2-page poem.
The Butterfly prays
At heaven's Altar
Darkness seeks light
Chaos seeks order
Reach to the top
To the top of punishment
Of the Tower of Purgatory.
Originally posted by Sol ValentineI can beat that.
Violent poems like this?:I want to stick a chainsaw up her ass!
Then shoot that f@g's mouth with a shotgun
While torturing a geek for telling me my answer at school was wrong!
Screw these cvnt hos! They act like they shit didn't stink!
I'll bust a cap in some gangbanger, then cut off his face!
In the name of the Witch I cut the head off a mule
I gutted it I put it on and then I wore it to school
That ain't the only thing I wore I wore a clip and some rounds
A f*ckin killa with this mule head and I'm clippin em down
Because I'm all out of choices and my voice is unheard
You and your boys get the word, aim for your forehead and burst
And all this fire's in the sky I see no diamonds it's true
Aim for your gut and blow your breakfast out behind you
I'm one with the Darkness