Cumfarts, when you get analed and you fart.

Started by Sol Valentine4 pages

Do you know that Sol is spanish for sun? And Valentine mens love, so...

Sun Love.

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Matters little since I have never heard of that 😇 [/B]

Never? The Mint Milanos are like ambrosia.

I want White Chocolate Macadamia cookies!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Do you know that Sol is spanish for sun? And Valentine mens love, so...

Sun Love.

Deep, like a colon.

I have another poem, just ask.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Do you know that Sol is spanish for sun? And Valentine mens love, so...

Sun Love.

LOL PUSSY! Jk mane.

The sun will burn you.

Sun Love/Moon Hate.

I'm bigger than a galaxy, stars are nothing to me.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I have another poem, just ask.

Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one t!t

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save.

Author unknown

Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one ***

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save.

😆 😂 🤣 😱 💃 Profiled.

Originally posted by Robtard
Okay, I am asking...

I have a limeric:

There once was a sailor named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

She was missing one t!t

And her ass smelled like shit,

But, think of the money he'd save.

Author unknown

LOLOMGWTFROTFLMAOOMG!!!!!

OK, Ahem.... this is part of a 2-page poem.

The Butterfly prays
At heaven's Altar
Darkness seeks light
Chaos seeks order
Reach to the top
To the top of punishment
Of the Tower of Purgatory.

Poems are gay.😄

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Poems are gay.😄

Gay in this sense meaning 'Happy', folks 🙂

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
LOLOMGWTFROTFLMAOOMG!!!!!

OK, Ahem.... this is part of a 2-page poem.

The Butterfly prays
At heaven's Altar
Darkness seeks light
Chaos seeks order
Reach to the top
To the top of punishment
Of the Tower of Purgatory.

Well, it's no Yeats.

Violent poems like this?:

I want to stick a chainsaw up her ass!
Then shoot that f@g's mouth with a shotgun
While torturing a geek for telling me my answer at school was wrong!
Screw these cvnt hos! They act like they shit didn't stink!
I'll bust a cap in some gangbanger, then cut off his face!

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Gay in this sense meaning 'Happy', folks 🙂 [/B]

Still no P.M.... what, you like Oreos?

Originally posted by Robtard
Still no P.M.... what, you like Oreos?

Just lazy 🙄

Oreo's are nasty, I want some White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Violent poems like this?:

I want to stick a chainsaw up her ass!
Then shoot that f@g's mouth with a shotgun
While torturing a geek for telling me my answer at school was wrong!
Screw these cvnt hos! They act like they shit didn't stink!
I'll bust a cap in some gangbanger, then cut off his face!

I can beat that.

In the name of the Witch I cut the head off a mule
I gutted it I put it on and then I wore it to school
That ain't the only thing I wore I wore a clip and some rounds
A f*ckin killa with this mule head and I'm clippin em down
Because I'm all out of choices and my voice is unheard
You and your boys get the word, aim for your forehead and burst
And all this fire's in the sky I see no diamonds it's true
Aim for your gut and blow your breakfast out behind you
I'm one with the Darkness

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Oreo's are nasty, I want some White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies!

You get nothing, I don't want to hear your sexually perverse exploits.