Kratos vs MC

this thread isnt about Gouki...its Kratos zomg pwned

As I just told Gears, Gouki is God's red headed step child. Jesus' half brother. So he's omnipotent and belongs in every thread.

yeh and God is Chuck norris' great grandson and Kratos is chucks dad...Gouki eats toilot paper while bouncing on the loo like a retard!! OWN3D

Gouki's invincible srsly. Have you not realized that yet?

Indeed he is.

not since i tied his hands together and whipped his ass to run in a hamster wheel to power my TV...hes so slow and weak he barely formed a watt so hes tied to a chair in my garage...not exactley a good thing to be invincible for his sorry ass

A bullshit rant doesn't disprove the fact that Gouki is TOAA. Just accept and submit to your God.

that wasnt a rant, it was the music of the powers that be, creating that post...its cold hard fact that gouki licks shoe lace dampness

Gouki and Jesus can do the same things

Examples:

1. Walking (and Skating in Akuma's case) on water
2 Resurrecting people from the dead
3. Possess inhuman strength
4. Destroy anything with ki blasts
5. Is invincible (which Satsui no Hadou makes opponents)
6. Is infinitely powerful (Jesus is omnipotent whereas Gouki can reach any power level he wants if he trains)

yet yesterday some bum in a wheelchair ran him over and crippled him, the doctors say he will wake from the coma in a year...

not exactley Jesus material

LOL

What you saw getting run over was one of Gouki's disciples. He has all hsi disciples wear the same Gi as him and die they're hair red.

nah because its obvious it was the real one, in his last breath before he was thrown into a year long coma he yelled Shun Goku Satsu and the cripple deflected it onto a young lad passing by who was killed instantly by the attack but not all of Gouki deciples can perform such a move.

Gouki doesn't yell Shun Goku Satsu when executing the attack. PWNED

he did this time, he seemed to think hed get more power into it...luckily for the wheelchair user gouki is a weakling and he deflected it

SGS cannot be deflected. Everyone knows that.

obviously this cripple had more power than Gouki and deflected it with his imbaness, SGS is not as strong as Gouki hoped

Originally posted by shin_gear
SGS cannot be deflected. Everyone knows that.

ROTFLMAO.

The old crippled man would make Gouki his ***** just by telling his life story.