Originally posted by Captain REXI find this thread incredibly vulgar and obscene.
I think that is possibly the most intense, actual scientific name for any creature in existance.I now own one in place of my Ban Button. If you piss me off, I simply latch the Vampire Squid to your neck and you die. Slowly.
I dub him Philbert.
I am now banning you, locking this thread, and taking your vampire pet for my own diabolical purposes/culinary needs.