Originally posted by Terryc250I'm sure he'd be more worried about Liddell and Couture both of whom are undefeated against Ortiz, and a lot better fighters. But yah, the overall idea that he could beat them apart or together and with others would be laughable at best.
Thats cuz tito ortiz was one of the guys in the cage in Cradle to the Grave
Originally posted by ValidusNot in a fistfight. Maybe a homerun derby though.
David Ortiz > Tito Ortiz
Originally posted by ValidusAgreed. lol.
I hope Evans kill him. Ortiz ruined Jenna Jameson for which there is no penalty harsh enough. Hopefully David Ortiz shows up with a baseball bat.
That and Football are the ultimate sports.
Pretty much the only two sports that can get me out of my seat and screaming and waving my arms.
Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Hi. Jet Kune Do is a great martial art to learn.
Jeet Kune Do😉 And it's really great...though I've never practiced it myself. I'm adept in shooting, not in martial arts. Though I have a couple of friends who a really good martail artists (one of my best friends is a black belt in karate).
Originally posted by batdude123
Yep... his jobber aura would deflect the bullets and lasers itself.But I guess it wasn't enough to save him from a brain aneurysm, huh?
Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, I went there...
You went too far, I suppose. Basically replaying a "corpse joke" from many Captain America threads.
"You put Robin against a dead corpse and a dancer (Jet Li is more about combat choreography than actual fighting)..." and blah blah blah.
As for comicsizing Bruce, if you really want "dodging bullets in a fancy way" stuff...well, there are a lot of direct homages to Lee and indirect ones (fictional Jeet Kune Do practicioners), some of which (like Kenshiro) would kill not only Robin, but also Batman as well.