Jet Li and Bruce Lee versus Robin

Started by TricksterPriest4 pages

How about a No-shadow kick to Robin's head? 313 Uber coolness points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about. 😛

Bruce Lee beats both of them up.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
How about a No-shadow kick to Robin's head? 313 Uber coolness points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about. 😛

You mean the martial arts technique associated with Wong Fei Hung. A kick so fast its said to cast no shadow?

Originally posted by Hercules
You mean the martial arts technique associated with Wong Fei Hung. A kick so fast its said to cast no shadow?
😱 DING DING DING! We have a winner! 😄 Yes, the Mo Ying Guk (Shadowless Kick), Wong Fei-Hung's most famous technique.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Thing is, BruceLee wouldn't need to dodge 😬

Yep... his jobber aura would deflect the bullets and lasers itself.

But I guess it wasn't enough to save him from a brain aneurysm, huh?

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, I went there...

Originally posted by batdude123
Yep... his jobber aura would deflect the bullets and lasers itself.

But I guess it wasn't enough to save him from a brain aneurysm, huh?

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, I went there...

Why would Bruce job? He was amongst the best

Originally posted by Terryc250
Thats cuz tito ortiz was one of the guys in the cage in Cradle to the Grave
I'm sure he'd be more worried about Liddell and Couture both of whom are undefeated against Ortiz, and a lot better fighters. But yah, the overall idea that he could beat them apart or together and with others would be laughable at best.

David Ortiz > Tito Ortiz

Originally posted by Validus
David Ortiz > Tito Ortiz
Not in a fistfight. Maybe a homerun derby though.
😄
I hate Tito, because he's a *****, but no one's been able to defeat him in a long time except Couture and Liddell.
Though I imagine Rashad Evans will in October. Provided it doesn't get changed or Tito bitches out.

I hope Evans kill him. Ortiz ruined Jenna Jameson for which there is no penalty harsh enough. Hopefully David Ortiz shows up with a baseball bat.

Originally posted by Validus
I hope Evans kill him. Ortiz ruined Jenna Jameson for which there is no penalty harsh enough. Hopefully David Ortiz shows up with a baseball bat.
Agreed. lol.
I love the UFC, buy all the PPVs and stuff, DVR all the episodes, etc.

That and Football are the ultimate sports.
Pretty much the only two sports that can get me out of my seat and screaming and waving my arms.

Originally posted by batdude123
Charlotte... it's "Jeet Kune Do," not "Jet Kun Do."

Sorry for spelling mistake, I "Russianized" the original spelling 😮

Originally posted by Charlotte DeBel
Sorry for spelling mistake, I "Russianized" the original spelling 😮

Hi. Jet Kune Do is a great martial art to learn.

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Hi. Jet Kune Do is a great martial art to learn.

BJJ owns it

Originally posted by DARKLORDCAEDUS
Hi. Jet Kune Do is a great martial art to learn.

Jeet Kune Do😉 And it's really great...though I've never practiced it myself. I'm adept in shooting, not in martial arts. Though I have a couple of friends who a really good martail artists (one of my best friends is a black belt in karate).

Originally posted by batdude123
Yep... his jobber aura would deflect the bullets and lasers itself.

But I guess it wasn't enough to save him from a brain aneurysm, huh?

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, I went there...

You went too far, I suppose. Basically replaying a "corpse joke" from many Captain America threads.
"You put Robin against a dead corpse and a dancer (Jet Li is more about combat choreography than actual fighting)..." and blah blah blah.

As for comicsizing Bruce, if you really want "dodging bullets in a fancy way" stuff...well, there are a lot of direct homages to Lee and indirect ones (fictional Jeet Kune Do practicioners), some of which (like Kenshiro) would kill not only Robin, but also Batman as well.