Originally posted by DigiMark007
What. The. ...Someone actually took the time to write that...I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.
"First we must collect the semen. The globules will emerge at transsonic speeds. Superman must first ejaculate, then fly frantically after the stuff to catch it in a test tube. We assume that he is on the Moon, both for privacy and to prevent the semen from exploding into vapor on hitting the air at such speeds.
He can catch the semen, of course, before it evaporates in vacuum. He's faster than a speeding bullet.
But can he keep it?
All known forms of kryptonian life have superpowers. The same must hold true of living kryptonian sperm. We may reasonably assume that kryptonian sperm are vulnerable only to starvation and to green kryptonite; that they can travel with equal ease through water, air, vacuum, glass, brick, boiling steel, solid steel, liquid helium, or the core of a star; and that they are capable of translight velocities.
What kind of a test tube will hold such beasties?
Kryptonian sperm and their unusual powers will give us further trouble. For the moment we will assume (because we must) that they tend to stay in the seminal fluid, which tends to stay in a simple glass tube. Thus Superman and LL can perform artificial insemination.
At least there will be another generation of kryptonians.
Or will there?"
Talking about Artificial Insemination.
ermmnone
Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
"First we must collect the semen. The globules will emerge at transsonic speeds. Superman must first ejaculate, then fly frantically after the stuff to catch it in a test tube. We assume that he is on the Moon, both for privacy and to prevent the semen from exploding into vapor on hitting the air at such speeds.He can catch the semen, of course, before it evaporates in vacuum. He's faster than a speeding bullet.
But can he keep it?
All known forms of kryptonian life have superpowers. The same must hold true of living kryptonian sperm. We may reasonably assume that kryptonian sperm are vulnerable only to starvation and to green kryptonite; that they can travel with equal ease through water, air, vacuum, glass, brick, boiling steel, solid steel, liquid helium, or the core of a star; and that they are capable of translight velocities.
What kind of a test tube will hold such beasties?
Kryptonian sperm and their unusual powers will give us further trouble. For the moment we will assume (because we must) that they tend to stay in the seminal fluid, which tends to stay in a simple glass tube. Thus Superman and LL can perform artificial insemination.
At least there will be another generation of kryptonians.
Or will there?"
Talking about Artificial Insemination.
ermmnone
best not to think about it really...
Originally posted by Newjak
That would work as well. Although I pray, pray that his first appearance wouldn't be in an X-Title 🙁
It doesn't have to be, but chances are if it did happen it would happen in an X-book. Unless Marvel made a Universal wide Crossover. I'd definitely want Bruce Gotham to appear in it...though.
Originally posted by ExodusCloakI would like his first appearance to be in a Herald book or Avengers book.
It doesn't have to be, but chances are if it did happen it would happen in an X-book. Unless Marvel made a Universal wide Crossover. I'd definetely want Bruce Gotham to appear in it...though.
Originally posted by Newjak
I would like his first appearance to be in a Herald book or Avengers book.
I suppose the lead up to the event could be dealt in Fantastic Four, they seem to deal with all that cosmic stuff? And then later echoed in the X-books since the Shiar are linked to them. His first appearance could be in his very own mini-series. A Marvel Universe crossover.
As for the topic Robin should stick with Connor...I have yet to see the mention of necrophilia in a comic.