Jack of Storms
My Last Title Was Queer
Originally posted by Secretus
lol **** me.
Right. Brace yourself, *****.
*Bends you down, unzips my pants, reaches into my boxers, and pulls out my dick...........'s sporting brand baseball bat*
On second thought, I'm going to hit some balls.
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*Slams the bat against your crotch and runs*