Originally posted by Estacado
Yep.
So Superman's flying around the Earth, doing his normal routine, making sure everything's okay, and he sees Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on top of the JLA Headquarters.
Now, Superman hasn't slept with Lois in a while because last time they did, he broke her pelvis. So Superman is really horny.
He decides "You know, what, ****(screw) it. I'm Superman for christ's sake."
He uses his super speed, flies down there, ****(screw)s the shit out of Wonder Woman faster than she can blink, and gets out of there.
Suddenly, Wonder Woman raises with a start "WHAT THE ****(Hell) WAS THAT?!"
The Invisible Man responds "I dunno, but my ******* (bumhole) is ****(frig)ing KILLING me."
Edit: Stupid damned censorship.