John Mcclane vs Movie Punisher(Most recent movie)

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Darth Martin Senior Member

Bourne=Bond wannabe. 😛

severance Plot is better than power
Originally posted by Val
I think you guys are underestimating Bourne. Once he furrows his brow it tends to be game over for his opponent.

no way a furrowed brow is beating a McClane/Willis patented pout

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Yippie ki-yay

Val Senior Member

Originally posted by severance
no way a furrowed brow is beating a McClane/Willis patented pout

How about the patented George Clooney head bob Matt learned on the set of Oceans 11?

Mindset Senior Member

McClane can manipulate probability to his favor.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Val
How about the patented George Clooney head bob Matt learned on the set of Oceans 11?
😗

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Mindset
McClane can manipulate probability to his favor.
😱 Are you serious!?

*Heads to the "Respect Thread" Forum*

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Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Darth Martin
😱 Are you serious, he deserves a Respect thread.

bandbandband

😎

That's the only way he could do the things he does.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Seriously LFoDH was an aweswome action movie.

severance Plot is better than power
Originally posted by Val
How about the patented George Clooney head bob Matt learned on the set of Oceans 11?

the same he uses in every movie including (oh sh!t run for cover BATMAN AND ROBIN)

blowup

Val Senior Member

Originally posted by severance
the same he uses in every movie including (oh sh!t run for cover BATMAN AND ROBIN)

blowup


Clooney's head bob ended the Gulf War. True story.

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by severance
the same he uses in every movie including (oh sh!t run for cover BATMAN AND ROBIN)

blowup

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Longshot would have trouble with MCclane

severance Plot is better than power
Originally posted by Val
Clooney's head bob ended the Gulf War. True story.

lol1

Cap'n Happy Senior Member
Originally posted by Mindset
How would you rank the Die Hard movies?

In order:

Die Hard

Die Hard III

Die Hard IIII

Die Hard II

Anyone who doesn't have the first flick rated #! is to stupid to pay attention to. And McClain pretty easily beats the movie Punisher. As for Bond, Connery and Craig win easily, the others... it's 50/50 (surely Bond has as much cosmic-level luck as baldy! Only Indiana Jones beats them). As for a McClain/Bourne... which universe is it in, the realistic Bourne uni, or the popcorn Die Hard one? Bourne wins in his world, but in McClain's, he trips on a apple core and breaks his neck, after which John quips:
"How do you like THEM apples, Oscar boy?!?"

Bouboumaster Senior Member

McClane or Domino?

King_Mungi ...........
Originally posted by Soljer
Mother F[b]ucker. [/B]

****er isn't censored? Well shit!

EDIT:
Whaaaaa? Soljer is a witch!

Mindset Senior Member

Fucker.

Doctor-Alvis Post-Crisis Balki

I see what you did there.

severance Plot is better than power
Originally posted by Mindset
How would you rank the Die Hard movies?

Die Hard
Die Hard 4
Die hard 2
Die Hard 3