For the millions I've ranted upon

14" ?hmm

You should join the Boy Scouts. ✅

Originally posted by Dusty
I FINALLY got a new computer.

Laptop.
Windows Vista.
160 gig hard drive.
14"

Just like my penis.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I love my dell laptop, it is FAST...and I'd bet my left arm your penis is miniscule.

Nah, I'd say it's about average. But then again I've never really measured my penis. Let alone, hold it up to someone else's in comparison.

Originally posted by Dusty
I FINALLY got a new computer.

Laptop.
Windows Vista.
160 gig hard drive.
14"

Just like my penis.

Your penis is like your PC? Surely that means you have to plug it in to make it work and it's loaded with 'soft'ware that doesn't work as you'd expect and constantly makes your 'hard'ware fail...

Originally posted by Baylin
Your penis is like your PC? Surely that means you have to plug it in to make it work and it's loaded with 'soft'ware that doesn't work as you'd expect and constantly makes your 'hard'ware fail...

I was actually going to say "Fail", but that was surprisingly humorous.

Originally posted by Dusty
I FINALLY got a new computer.

Laptop.
Windows Vista.
160 gig hard drive.
14"

Just like my penis.

We need to talk more. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
w00t

We need to talk more. ermm

What's happenin'?

Originally posted by Mišt
I run Windows 95 cause Im poor