I don't know for certain if the film was crap or not.........
I skipped it at the theatre......I heard a movie called XXX was coming out and it starred Vin Diesel and Sam Jackson, I ran to get as far away from it as possible.........there's just some things in life a straight man shouldn't see.
I then rented the dvd when everybody started raving about it.........I began watching it........I watched I believe 7 minutes of it. I made it to the part right after the guys crash through the window to nab Vin Diesel and he says, "It was only a corvette".......he wakes up in the diner........him and Sam began talking.
I let Vin Diesel get out like 3 sentences before I looked at my wife and said fuck this......I'm not going to punish myself, I've done nothing wrong..........then I turned it off. He speaks like a god damned cave man.......he doesn't know how to deliver a sentence, much less deliver a line in a fashion that could ever come close to anything resembling acting.