Help Please!!!!

Well, good luck with your failing paper, then. We're not going to write it for you.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Well, good luck with your failing paper, then. We're not going to write it for you.

Ding Ding Ding... We have a sexy winner!

Originally posted by BeautiflDisastr
I know nothing about the history of calendars. and She wants a full paragraph, so I need more in so I can bullshit my way through the paragraph.

You can easily stretch Rex's explanation into a full paragraph.

Learn to create filler.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Well, good luck with your failing paper, then. We're not going to write it for you.

I didn't ask you to. I didn't even ask for an explanation. I asked for a place to find the info.

I can't find anything on google. and half the stuff on wiki is BS

Originally posted by BeautiflDisastr
I didn't ask you to. I didn't even ask for an explanation. I asked for a place to find the info.

I can't find anything on google. and half the stuff on wiki is BS

You can only blame yourself now. *shrugs*

😐 ..... 😐

haermm

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Originally posted by BeautiflDisastr
I didn't ask you to. I didn't even ask for an explanation. I asked for a place to find the info.

I can't find anything on google. and half the stuff on wiki is BS

Go get a book.

You know, that old-fashioned way of research.

They won't bite, honest.

Originally posted by Lana
Go get a book.

You know, that old-fashioned way of research.

They won't bite, honest.

Books don't bite? Where have you been living Lana? ... In our new age, there have been millions of reports of books opening up, and causing a black fungoto page biter to jump out and kill those who opened the book.

In short summary: Books are dangerous! It's totally not lazyness that ****s people over... It's the books fault!

The hell is a fungoto? haermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Books don't bite? Where have you been living Lana? ... In our new age, there have been millions of reports of books opening up, and causing a black fungoto page biter to jump out and kill those who opened the book.

In short summary: Books are dangerous! It's totally not lazyness that ****s people over... It's the books fault!

Well that's what happens when you just abandon your books. They get lonely.

And eventually start to plot revenge.

Originally posted by Lana
Well that's what happens when you just abandon your books. They get lonely.

And eventually start to plot revenge.

I know, it's scary isn't it... My books have been plotting when I'm *asleep*

But I hear them... I do...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I know, it's scary isn't it... My books have been plotting when I'm *asleep*

But I hear them... I do...

See, mine don't plot against me doped

Originally posted by Lana
See, mine don't plot against me doped

You treat them well?

I'm mostly scared of my Stephen King books that sit next to my Dean Koontz on my shelf... They plot up the scariest shit ever... I swear they want to torture me... In a non sexual, more painful way.

Cryl

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You treat them well?

I'm mostly scared of my Stephen King books that sit next to my Dean Koontz on my shelf... They plot up the scariest shit ever... I swear they want to torture me... In a non sexual, more painful way.

Of course I treat my books well. I spend more time reading than anything else 😛

Even when I'm on the computer I usually have a book at hand.

(Like right now)

My books are definitely plotting. I have an enormous shelf-full of books, but only have read a few.

I've read (most) of my books at least once.

There's a couple I haven't gotten to yet, but they know I'm coming for them. sly

I've read every book I own multiple times.

You can tell which ones have been read a lot because they have a very 'loved' look to them...ie they're kinda falling apart 😛

I can't stand that, myself. I like to keep my books looking as good as they can for as long as they can.

I've developed a way of reading a little sideways so I don't crease the spine. 😮

Originally posted by Strangelove
I can't stand that, myself. I like to keep my books looking as good as they can for as long as they can.

I've developed a way of reading a little sideways so I don't crease the spine. 😮

haha.

omg!

i do the same thing!

the books i love are in perfect condition..i don't even open them completely. i hate getting that telltale line along their spine.😛