You vs Galactus and Thanos

I'd use my powers for pleasure and then die.

It's not like I stood any chance of winning.

Step 1) Rush into Galactus's home space station, beat up his giant cat.

Step 2) Use Rings and Super-intellect to power-up to Korvak level by interfacing with Big G's computer.

Step 3) Steal Ultimate Nullifier

Step 4) Return to Earth. Pawn Thanos with my Korvak-powers while Galactus is building his thingamajig.

Step 5) Threaten Galan with UN just like Reed did. Mutually assured destruction is a valid tactic when the other guy's trying to eat your planet.

All I really need is a telephone and a special number. Afterwards I'll call Mr. T and all will be fine.

By the way nice plan Laminator X.

Don't forget Chuck Norris... Oh... I see. You don't want to cuberstomp the team.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Don't forget Chuck Norris... Oh... I see. You don't want to cuberstomp the team.

Chuck Norris might be a bit hard to find. Mr. T's the one with the special number you can call, and have him come to the rescue no matter what universe you're in. Chuck Norris will kill them, but will probably kill me afterwards. Though it would be cool if Norris kills Big G and Thanos, has a big crowd gather round, bring Big G and Thanos back to life, just to kill them again. He's does this to show people he can give life as easily as he can take it.

Chuck Norris is not funny.

Swanky-Tuna is not cool.

I'll just feed Galactus with the rings.

After that I'll simply show Thanos a comic featuring him and then say "Within my world , we control your destiny , your fate, everything. Instructions are set in place that , IF i die you will be reduced to a complete dullard, endless torture of the emotional , mental then psychical kind, leave now and I may consider it beneficial"

He then flees before Marvel turns him into a flower sniffing, pink dress wearing jobbtastic hero.

I might lose to Big G...but, I don't care....I'm still gonna whip Thanos' ass

Yup whooping Thanos won't that hard you could easily sundip for 2 years and give your self access to the speed force and many more.
Superman with 2 years of Sundipping would pwn Thanos so badly it's not even funny.

Originally posted by HumanMovieGuide
All I really need is a telephone and a special number. Afterwards I'll call Mr. T and all will be fine.

By the way nice plan Laminator X.

Thanks.

Tag line from Mr. T's business card when he was a bodygaurd:
"Short of God, there is no better protection"

I would use the gl rings and hammer to punk the Illuminati (hey, Hulk punked them, why not?) and grab those infinity gems. Then we'll see if Galactus gets wise on me.