Heihachi Mishima

Since Prime has beaten me to Kazuya, I decided to do the thread on Old Man Mishima himself.

Let's face it, if it wasn't for Hehachi's dysfunctional parenting skills, we wouldn't have Kazuya or Jin for that matter.

Quoting Fighters Generation:

He's come a long way, but Heihachi turned into one of the baddest fighting game bosses around. He's got a good sense of humor, and some brutal moves to go along with it.

I like Heihachi because of his style. You don't see guys fighting in a suit everyday, and he looks badass doing it. The downside of Heihachi's costumes was the sumo thong.

But Heihachi is up there in the pantheon of videogame villains.

After getting beaten, Heihachi's unconscious form is dropped off a cliff. No sweat. This old man will come rollin' home and kick everyone's ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RANLUZYraMo

As I said, Heihachi came back and defeated Kazuya and Devil. We fight Devil and it's never stated anywhere Heihachi ONLy beat Kazuya so...yeah. He then drops his assholey son down a volcano. Definition of PWNED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gJhBsa6_rA

And again, Jin's Tekken 3 ending. Heihachi is thrown through a stone wall and dive-bombed. Sits up like nothing happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-G5rtIGkY

As for Heihachi beating Kazuya, Kazuya agrees Heihachi is more powerful apparently.

“Kazuya believed once he unlocked and controlled the power of the Devil Gene, he would be powerful enough to defeat Heihachi....”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AbuvpFFzM

And Heihachi also defeated Kazuya in Tekken 4, before leading him to Hon Maru.

Now Heihachi's most famous feat: after getting blasted across a room by Devil and then beaten by Jin, he gets up and takes out several Jack Units. Kazuya, being the coward he is, leaves Heihachi to get blown to bits. Heihachi however, survives. Notice also how several of the Jacks, each definitely in the multi-ton range, are jumping on Heihachi. Lacking the Devil Gene and he's taking more damage in his lifetime than any of the other Devils in his family.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_tI_q8qVz4

He was blown "several miles" and on the "verge of death for weeks."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-wNF5ewguw

Heihachi's non-canon Tekken 5 ending. Good ole Heihachi captures every Mishima with a devil gene and sends them into outer space. Yes...we gotta love Heihachi
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Heihachi's non-canon Tekken 3 ending
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Heihachi has defeated True Ogre. He looks back at Jin's unconscious body and takes it with him. He studies Jin while in a helicopter, wary of Jin's heritage, his suspicions were right and once Jin's Devil trasnformation begins Heihachi throws him off the chopper and into the abyss. 131

Okay, I decided to rework Heihachi's profile and I'm going to start with his bio.

Heihachi's Bio

Full Name: Heihachi Mishima (his names translates as 'Flat Eight' in English)
Nationality: Japanese (the Japanese government denies that later on)
Age: 52 (Tekken); 54 (Tekken 2); 73 (Tekken 3); 75 (as of Tekken 5)
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 181 lbs
Hair: Was black, now white
Eyes: Brown
Blood Type: B
Family: Jinpachi Mishima, father; mother unknown; Kazume Mishima, wife (deceased); Kazuya Mishima, eldest son, Lee Chaolan, adopted son (later disowned following Tekken 2); Jin Kazama, grandson
Pets: Kuma Sr. (Tekken 1 and 2); Kuma Jr. (Tekken 3 onward)
Hobby: Meditation, collecting wooden sandals (geta), bathing, playing with Kuma.
Likes: His Geta collection (in Tekken 2), dreams of world conquest (in Tekken 3)
Dislikes: Explosions, JACK robots, his family
Fighting Style: Mishima-style fighting karate
Occupation: Former head of the Mishima Financial Empire (or Zaibatsu if you prefer) as of Tekken 6
Voiced by: Banjou Ginga (Tekken 1 and 2); Daisuke Gouri (Tekken 3 through 6)

Heihachi is awesome. You can have hours of fun punching someone in the face with the same move for hours. He just hurts people in such an awesome way.

heihachi deserves respect. he's the only guy in the world who can pull off the whole 75-year-old-in-thongs thing.
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Originally posted by Sado22
heihachi deserves respect. he's the only guy in the world who can pull off the whole 75-year-old-in-thongs thing.
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Mawashi. The thong is called a Mawashi. Sumo wrestlers wear it. Thank God E. Honda didn't wear that damn thing. I prefer Old Man Mishima in his other outfits, particulary the Tekken 3 suit and the black gi. the hakama comes a close second.

Mawashi. The thong is called a Mawashi. Sumo wrestlers wear it. Thank God E. Honda didn't wear that damn thing. I prefer Old Man Mishima in his other outfits, particulary the Tekken 3 suit and the black gi. the hakama comes a close second.

Originally posted by Sado22
"Ma! wash me!"
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The nappy is really awesome. The only person in the world who can look cool in flip flops made out of planks of wood, and a nappy.

*Heihachi at 75*
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