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Kram3r is a dentist????1111 Zoinkslike omgf!!!

Thank you, Australia!

Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to
delete....

To Kill an American
You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a
report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of
a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let
everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found
one. (Good one, mate!!!!)

"An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish,
Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican,
African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or
Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan.

An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminol e or one of the many other tribes known as native
Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim.
In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only
difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them
chooses.

An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will
answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming
to speak for the government and for God.

An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world.

The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of
Independence , which recognizes the God given right of each person to the
pursuit of happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return.

When Afghanistanwas over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans
came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their
country!

As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other
nation to the poor in Afghanistan . Americans welcome the best of
everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best services. But they also welcome the least.

The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty , welcomes your
tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the
homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America .

Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11,
2001 earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the
World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries,
cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the
terrorists.

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General
Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the
world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself . Because
Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are
the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that
spirit, everywhere, is an American.

PWNT

Wtf?? haermm

If you change States to Kingdom, you get pretty much the same, apart from the Afghanistan stuff. You could replace that with...America.

Anyway, yeah America's great, but it's corrupt, severly.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Anyway, yeah America's great, but it's corrupt, severly.
Because you, as a 15 year old British kid, know that. 🙄

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because you, as a 15 year old British kid, know that. 🙄

Damn, I keep forgetting how young some members are. Good thing I never hit on him.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Because you, as a 15 year old British kid, know that. 🙄
Look at your healthcare.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Damn, I keep forgetting how young some members are. Good thing I never hit on him.
Are you gay?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Look at your healthcare.

Are you gay?

No. I pretend to be gay sometimes for hilarious results. You've not experienced real laughter and humor until a man almost has his cock up your arse. haermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
Anyone with a half a brain knows that. Look at your ****ing healthcare!
The thing is, the fact that our health care system needs to be fixed is no indication that the country is corrupt. Try again.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No. I pretend to be gay sometimes for hilarious results. You've not experienced real laughter and humor until a man almost has his cock up your arse. haermm
🙁

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
No. I pretend to be gay sometimes for hilarious results. You've not experienced real laughter and humor until a man almost has his cock up your arse. haermm
Tha-That is actually quite funny.

Originally posted by Strangelove
The thing is, the fact that our health care system needs to be fixed is no indication that the country is corrupt. Try again.
Well, yeah. It all ties back to the government, there the ones making the money due to Americans suffering. Ever since Nixon, who appointed Bush in Watergate, and then got elected as president (aswell as his ****-up son). Something must be going on. Sorry, but that is just not what the constitution wanted or expected.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, yeah. It all ties back to the government, there the ones making the money due to Americans suffering. Ever since Nixon, who appointed Bush in Watergate, and then got elected as president (aswell as his ****-up son). Something must be going on. Sorry, but that is just not what the constitution wanted or expected.

Be careful, friend. Brendan takes his politics like I take my film.

lolz

Originally posted by lord xyz
Well, yeah. It all ties back to the government, there the ones making the money due to Americans suffering. Ever since Nixon, who appointed Bush in Watergate, and then got elected as president (aswell as his ****-up son). Something must be going on. Sorry, but that is just not what the constitution wanted or expected.
I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! From now on, don't even PRETEND that you know what's going on in America.

For your information, Richard Nixon appointed Gerald Ford as Vice President in 1973, NOT George H.W. Bush. When Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President, but was not elected to a 1st term. That was in the 1970s. George H.W. Bush wasn't President until 1988.

As for the Constitution, it is quite clear. George Bush won the election in 2000, whether you or I like it or not. The Constitution does not say that the President can't be the son of previous President, in fact, the 2nd and 5th Presidents were father and son. You can't restrict who can run for the office of President.

I keep a pocket copy of the United States Constitution in my room. Don't try and lecture me on what it "wants".

Originally posted by Dusty
Be careful, friend. Brendan takes his politics like I take my film.
Damn right I do.

Wow.

I salute my BFF Strangles for pwning... That was just...

Wow.

Dude... Sexy.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Wow.

I salute my BFF Strangles for pwning... That was just...

Wow.

Dude... Sexy.

Snotty British brats rile me up 😊

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! From now on, don't even PRETEND that you know what's going on in America.

For your information, Richard Nixon appointed Gerald Ford as Vice President in 1973, NOT George H.W. Bush. When Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President, but was not elected to a 1st term. That was in the 1970s. George H.W. Bush wasn't President until 1988.

As for the Constitution, it is quite clear. George Bush won the election in 2000, whether you or I like it or not. The Constitution does not say that the President can't be the son of previous President, in fact, the 2nd and 5th Presidents were father and son. You can't restrict who can run for the office of President.

I keep a pocket copy of the United States Constitution in my room. Don't try and lecture me on what it "wants". Damn right I do.

Ouch. xyz, you just gave all cocky, British 15 year olds a bad name. Waitaminutewhat?

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm sorry, WHAT?!?! From now on, don't even PRETEND that you know what's going on in America.

For your information, Richard Nixon appointed Gerald Ford as Vice President in 1973, NOT George H.W. Bush. When Nixon resigned, Gerald Ford was sworn in as President, but was not elected to a 1st term. That was in the 1970s. George H.W. Bush wasn't President until 1988.

As for the Constitution, it is quite clear. George Bush won the election in 2000, whether you or I like it or not. The Constitution does not say that the President can't be the son of previous President, in fact, the 2nd and 5th Presidents were father and son. You can't restrict who can run for the office of President.

I keep a pocket copy of the United States Constitution in my room. Don't try and lecture me on what it "wants". Damn right I do.

*waits for XYZ's reply*

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
*waits for XYZ's reply*

Wait, what the f*ck is this thread about again? haermm