The Bedroom Advice Thread

Ask your fellow posters for bedroom advice!

For example:

How do you get a chick to do it doggy style?

Answer:

Tell her you want to put it in the butt, and then bargain down to doggy style.

Alternative Answer:

Start acting like you're bored with doing it frontways.

huffing and puffing can help. maybe an overstated sigh paired with a rolling of eyes and an under-breath muttering of "Mmm, geez...so boring."

her: "..Hmm?"
you: "Oh, nothing." [lackadaisical humping]
her: [quizzical look; genuine concern]
you: [yawn]

be real ho-hum about the frontal sex. really show her how bored you are, and how much you want to get up in them guts out back. she'll eventually get the idea and, i'm sure, will be more than happy to accommodate you.

Just say you want to have sex while watching tv srug

Better yet, just flip the bizzle over!!!

She will like the fact you took control...

Originally posted by RUNMAN
Ask your fellow posters for bedroom advice!

For example:

How do you get a chick to do it doggy style?

Answer:

Tell her you want to put it in the butt, and then bargain down to doggy style.

Alternative Answer:

Start acting like you're bored with doing it frontways.

huffing and puffing can help. maybe an overstated sigh paired with a rolling of eyes and an under-breath muttering of "Mmm, geez...so boring."

her: "..Hmm?"
you: "Oh, nothing." [lackadaisical humping]
her: [quizzical look; genuine concern]
you: [yawn]

be real ho-hum about the frontal sex. really show her how bored you are, and how much you want to get up in them guts out back. she'll eventually get the idea and, i'm sure, will be more than happy to accommodate you.

Well I've only had sex with one girl, and she asked me for it. I was like yeah.

Gave an awesome view, and was easier to go in all the way.

Originally posted by Doctor Fubar
Well I've only had sex with one girl, and she asked me for it. I was like yeah.

Gave an awesome view, and was easier to go in all the way.

What I'd need advice on is conquering the final frontier... Anal. She isn't even down with fingering.

Anal play is a choice, not a pressure. A woman must decide for herself what feels natural. If she is uncomfortable with the sexual act, then she shouldn' t do it. Many women are reluctant to experiment with anal sex because of the pain and suffering aspect of it. If he didn' t learn the proper techniques prior to experimenting, I wouldn' t let a man venture into that territory.

The keys to pleasurable anal sex are relaxation, lubrication and education.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm

The keys to pleasurable anal sex are relaxation, lubrication and education.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

So, I need lube and a diploma. Got it.

Originally posted by Dusty
So, I need lube and a diploma. Got it.

rofl

anal sex? meh....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
anal sex? meh....

Hahaha.

Don't like to hear the girl squeal like a pig?

hahahahahahaha

On anal sex and the woman's psyche, I think it has more to do with sexual liberation more than anything else. Its really simple. Women who suck dick LIKE to suck dick. Women who don't like it dont give a frick what a man wants.

Now on the flipside. I think that women can be ridiculously over-sensitive to being objectified sexually, regardless of their sexual freedom because of their every day experience in dealing with men. Women are disrespected by men daily no matter how they are dressed. I truely think that women who dress sexy do so just as much for their own satisfaction and esteem as they do to attract men. And I totally understand their line of thinking that just because they dress a certain way doesn't automatically mean that they are that way. The thing is, women who are whores usually don't realize that they are fricking whores. That self delusion is what allows them to do the things that they do... For free.

As soon as a woman figures out that she's a ****, she looks to receieve some form of compensation for her sexual favors.

Originally posted by RUNMAN
Women who suck dick LIKE to suck dick.

Wrong! I'm not saying that I don't but the fact that you're saying women who suck penis LIKE to suck it is pretty much completely wrong. Some women do it for the man's pleasure just because.

Is this a PG-13 thread?

Duplicate thread.

Eat schmidt and die

Just ruffling some feathers... hehehe

Originally posted by RUNMAN
Just ruffling some feathers... hehehe

not your feathers bizzle...

Originally posted by RUNMAN
On anal sex and the woman's psyche, I think it has more to do with sexual liberation more than anything else. Its really simple. Women who suck dick LIKE to suck dick. Women who don't like it dont give a frick what a man wants.

Now on the flipside. I think that women can be ridiculously oversensitive to being objectified sexually, regardless of their sexual freedom because of their every day experience in dealing with men. Women are disrespected by men daily no matter how they are dressed. I truely think that women who dress sexy do so just as much for their own satisfaction and esteem as they do to attract men. And I totally understand their line of thinking that just because they dress a certain way doesn't automatically mean that they are that way. The thing is, women who are whores usually don't realize that they are fricking whores. That self delusion is what allows them to do the things that they do... For free.

As soon as a woman figures out that she's a ****, she looks to receieve some form of compensation for her sexual favors.

You try sticking some 8 inches long with the circumference of a Eisenhower Dollar in a hole that's not much bigger that a thumb nail and then talk to me about being "ridiculously oversensitive"