Grinning Goku and Secretus' mahogany member search.

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Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Air force one, niggah. GREAT FLICK.

haermm

Han Solo is the man.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Indiana Jones could take Han anyday.

Grinning Goku **********.

Lando Calrissian. The cool side of the pillow.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Lando always reminded me of an intergalactic porn star.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Lando Calrissian.

The "real" pimp.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

actually, Boba Fett was the real pimp.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
actually, Boba Fett was the real pimp.

Boba Fett: My ***** better have my money. Through rain, sleet, or snow. My whore better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash. Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Secretus
Boba Fett: My ***** better have my money. Through rain, sleet, or snow. My whore better have my money. Not half, not some, but all my cash. Cause if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.
sure, Lando was the administrator at cloud city, but do you have any idea how many credits Boba Fett had? and remember that secne in ROTJ, at the beginning, in Jabbas palace, when Luke is talking to Jabba? Boba Fett was in the corner pimpin' two of those dancing Ho's.

Secretus Restricted

The Redskins just blew it like a virgin on prom night.

🙁

Rogue Jedi Restricted

like a 2 dollah crack ho?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lando always reminded me of an intergalactic porn star.

Like Megan Good?

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like a 2 dollah crack ho?

No.

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Like Megan Good?

LOL WUT

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Megan Good in your bed.

*Sits on chair and waits for Secretus to get what I mean*

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Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Megan Good in your bed.

*Sits on chair and waits for Secretus to get what I mean*

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

If my cousin was here, he would've blasted the vanilla milkshake.

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Originally posted by Sol Valentine
If my cousin was here, he would've blasted the vanilla milkshake.

haermm

WUT

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Y'know, let the babies dance?

Grinning Goku **********.
Originally posted by Secretus

She should tar her ****ing cleavage. I'm ready to drive down that road.

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Originally posted by Grinning Goku
She should tar her ****ing cleavage. I'm ready to drive down that road.

I already blew a white creamy trail to her mouth.