It's A Goat Attack!

GOAT INVASION!, THE ONE THEY CALL SCYTHE IS COMING TO EAT YOUR BABIES AND EXPIRED MAYO!....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Distractions are great ..

AND BY EXPIRED MAYO HE MEANS THE DRIED SEMEN THAT ADORNS YOUR INNER THIGHS! WEEKS HAS IT BEEN SINCE I'VE IMPREGNATED YOU WITH THE SOUL OF THE SERPENT GOAT! SADISTIC, RITUALISTC KILLINGS OF SUBURBAN YOUTHS COME FORTH AND OPEN THE PORTAL THAT'LL PLUNGE THIS NATION INTO COMPLETE DARKNESS! A WORLDWIDE SILENCE WILL BE BROKEN BY THE SOUND OF SYNCHRONIZED WAILS OF LIL' FAT CHUBBY BASTARDS BEING POPPING OUT HEADFIRST FROM THE VERY SAME VAGINA WHO'S INNER WALLS LIE PLUNDERED DICKED!

THE TIME HAS COME! MATING SEASON FOR TEH GOAT! MY MINIONS! COME TO ME! ALL THAT YOU'VE FEARED AND ALL THAT YOU HAVE TO LOSE WILL DISSAPATE INTO COMPLETE AND UTTER PURGATORY!

WHAT HE SAID!

WHAT I SAID!!

ATTACK!

FEED ME THAT NON-CAP LOCKED BASTARD YOU CALL A SON! YOU KNOW HE'S UNWANTED!! I AM THE HARBINGER OF INFANT HARVESTING! MY DEATH DONATING JAWS ARE AT A F*CKING BUFFET WHEN I APPROACH A DUMPSTER BEHIND PROM! KEEP 'EM COMING LOOSENED AMERICA!

WOO!

Wow...ghey. 😐

Speaking of such mattershaermm

Originally posted by TRH
Speaking of such mattershaermm

You're thinking of yourself when I say ghey? haermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
You're thinking of yourself when I say ghey? haermm

Originally posted by Tattoo
Wow...ghey. 😐

What's the matter? Hurts when you see actual fun being had on the OTF? It can't be drama and suspense all the time man.

Originally posted by Scythe
What's the matter? Hurts when you see actual fun being had on the OTF? It can't be drama and suspense all the time man.

Not fun to me, that's subjective. It's retardation at it's finest though, so I commend you both for that.

I see fun on the OTF all the time, the only drama filled threads are few and far between.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Not fun to me, that's subjective. It's retardation at it's finest though, so I commend you both for that.

I see fun on the OTF all the time, the only drama filled threads are few and far between.

Thank you Tattoo, for adding yet again your wonderful 2 cents. How do you do it? You're always on man.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Not fun to me, that's subjective. It's retardation at it's finest though, so I commend you both for that.

I see fun on the OTF all the time, the only drama filled threads are few and far between.

I grow weary of Tattoo's insipid banterings of what 'fun' is to him. As if anyone ever cared, we all have different views on what we might find 'enjoying'.

Originally posted by Scythe
Thank you Tattoo, for adding yet again your wonderful 2 cents. How do you do it? You're always on man.

😊 You're welcome, Scythe. Always happy to bring in a difference of opinion.

Originally posted by TRH
then get the hell out and leave us in our retardation

Suggestion to engage in self-coitus.

RAWRGH!!

GWAR