<=====Coffee-Man!!!=====> *there's a new hero in town*

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<=====Coffee-Man!!!=====> *there's a new hero in town*

He went into the coffee shop to drink his usual house blend. However, this time around he decided to mix Splenda with Equal!!! Mixing the sucralose with aspertame at the perfect mutating coffee temperature, this young man goes through a dramatic transformation into . . . .

COFFEE-MAN!!!

Able to emit large volumes of hot coffee from his skin pores in order to defeat the enemy!

Awwww....you're bored..petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Who's his arch nemesis?

Originally posted by InnerRise
Awwww....you're bored..petpet

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Aww, you don't know a good thread even when it bites you on your ass. petpet

Originally posted by Röland
Who's his arch nemesis?

Tea?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Tea?

Pepto Bismol?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Aww, you don't know a good thread even when it bites you on your ass. petpet
You really shouldn't take everything I say so seriously.

I was actually joking with him.

What did I do to ruffle your feathers this time? It's really hard to keep track of your hissy fit triggers.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
You really shouldn't take everything I say so seriously.

I was actually joking with him.

What did I do to ruffle your feathers this time? It's really hard to keep track of your hissy fit triggers.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

You call that a hissy fit? That was just a response to your post, in which I state that this is a good thread. 😂

Originally posted by Tattoo
You call that a hissy fit? That was just a response to your post, in which I state that this is a good thread. 😂
Whatever? shrug

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Röland
Who's his arch nemesis?
Cigaretteman. 😐

Originally posted by Röland
Who's his arch nemesis?

Milkdude? 😐

What? No Donuts?!

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Originally posted by TOH

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Needs a nose.

Originally posted by Tattoo
Needs a nose.

¿

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Originally posted by Tattoo
Needs a nose.

Nobody is perfect... srug

Originally posted by TOH
Nobody is perfect... srug

I MADE HIM PERFECT!

Teabag man! Arch rival and nemesis to Coffee man, with Powers Comparable to Coffee-Man.

What powers you ask?
I don't know, how 'bout the power of flight. That do anything for ya? Thats levitation holmes. How about the power to kill a Roland from 200 yards away, WITH MIND BEANS! That's telekinesis, Kram3r. How bout the power....to move your bowels.