lol
I can just see the horror that would be meeting Unicron and then having Unicron not tear the planet apart, but instead to bore the inhabitants of that planet literally to death as he delivers the coma-inspiringly pretentious and self involved "architect" speech, then eating the planet when everyone is already dead.
It'd have to have 'We Care A Lot' on the soundtrack to THAT movie...
Both got a mention in that... (Both cabbage patch and Garbage pail kids were mentioned between studio and live versions, respectively.)
Besides, Faith No More's WCAL was about their extreme apathy, which is what the audience would be experiencing, no doubt, during a Cabbage Patch kids/TFs crossover screening. 😛