AC is such a POS

Started by SelphieT14 pages

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
For REAL! 😂

Wanna hide in the bushes and throw turds into her AC unit?

YES! But first, we need the ultimate weapon.......

SCYTHE'S ASS! 😱

Originally posted by Tattoo
Why couldn't she be talking about an Air Conditioner? That's what I got out of her post.

Is she as tarded as JM? or whatever that girls name is?

Originally posted by SelphieT
YES! But first, we need the ultimate weapon.......

SCYTHE'S ASS! 😱


Oh Jeeze, why didn't I think of that? His shit stinks 10x worse than the regular average turd, LOL. Not to mention the fact that he's perfect for the job considering his shit doesn't drop, it flies out like a bullet from a gun.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Oh Jeeze, why didn't I think of that? His shit stinks 10x worse than the regular average turd, LOL. Not to mention the fact that he's perfect for the job considering his shit doesn't drop, it flies out like a bullet from a gun.

Heehee, like a machine gun! *cocks Scythe's body* Will you do the honors?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Heehee, like a machine gun! *cocks Scythe's body* Will you do the honors?

Don't tell me his nutsack is the trigger....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Is she as tarded as JM? or whatever that girls name is?

Who? Thread starter or the one I quoted?

Originally posted by Tattoo
Who? Thread starter or the one I quoted?

Quoted...............*stares at hypnotoad*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Don't tell me his nutsack is the trigger....

Just fling it over, he won't bother, he's that ghey.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Quoted...............*stares at hypnotoad*

Just fling it over, he won't bother, he's that ghey.


I'm NOT touching that!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I'm NOT touching that!

Ugh, fiiiiiiiine. *Flings Scythe's balls to the side*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Quoted...............*stares at hypnotoad*

Then I would say yes. I'll scream it from the rooftops, YES!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ugh, fiiiiiiiine. *Flings Scythe's balls to the side*

Aim...AIM! *Watches shit fly everywhere*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Aim...AIM! *Watches shit fly everywhere*

SHIT! LITERALLY! WE FORGOT OUR POO SHIELDS!

Originally posted by SelphieT
SHIT! LITERALLY! WE FORGOT OUR POO SHIELDS!

*Dives into the bushes*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Dives into the bushes*

*removes bush costume*

Originally posted by Secretus
*removes bush costume*

Gaspity! And Scythe's still shootin' poo all over! *shoves Scythe's ass into the AC's mouth* Ah.....we are safe till it gets full........

Originally posted by Secretus
*removes bush costume*

*Uses you as a shit shield*
Originally posted by SelphieT
Gaspity! And Scythe's still shootin' poo all over! *shoves Scythe's ass into the AC's mouth* Ah.....we are safe till it gets full........

Good, let's make a run for it!

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Uses you as a shit shield*

Good, let's make a run for it!

*grabs your arm and we do the cliche run away from the explosion act*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*grabs your arm and we do the cliche run away from the explosion act*

*Watches as we both run from the scene in slow motion. I slowly look back and watch as Scythe's shit flies directly toward us at appx. 1 mph.*

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
*Watches as we both run from the scene in slow motion. I slowly look back and watch as Scythe's shit flies directly toward us at appx. 1 mph.*

*slow motion voice* Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttttt! *dives into a random ditch*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*slow motion voice* Shhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttttt! *dives into a random ditch*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. *Trips and falls*