Originally posted by Devil KingLet's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
I also understand they don't have women, intellectuals, books, new ideas or logic.What they do have, and it's in spades, is a shit load of sand, Russian and Chinese weapons, hairy fanatical funamentalist government officials and a dusty old copy of the Quran.
Is it any suprise that many of the younger generation want to overthrow their government?
Originally posted by Bardock42
Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
If them doesn't haves sex then wheres do little Muslims come from?
Originally posted by inimalist
thats a relativly safe assumption
Good.
Originally posted by inimalist
but yes, I don't think he'd speak on that if he didn't have the authority to. He is a world leader and has to act responsibly. Maybe the Jewish agenda has corrupted our view on history, I mean, we did give them the most holy piece of Islamic land, it was certainly in their best interests.
Sure, he has the authority to speak on it, but that doesn't make him right or informed.
As for the Jewish agenda, I can't really speak to that. But, as I have said many times before, I don't feel the existence of Israel is the sole responsability of the United States. In fact, it shouldn't exist at all if they can't take care of themselves.
The only down side to that perspective, is that I'm fairly certain they'd nuke damn near any country in the region that disagrees with them if it weren't for the involvment of the United States. That's what you get when you feel like you're not beholdent to the rest of humanity, that god has somehow set you apart from the rest of the world; be it a Jewish notion or an Iranian one.
Originally posted by vivando-loca
there probably are, they just don't want to admit it. supposedly, 10% of the world population is homosexual. it's kinda hard to avoid.
a dubious statistic. I have yet to find any statistic that sheds light on the true percentage, considering the methodology used and the two-dimensional view of human sexuality that most studies employ.
Originally posted by Robtard
And that would certainly "cure" the "problem", since only homosexuals breed more homosexuals...
Homosexuals can´t breed anything, thats why its unnatural.
Nevertheless there are gays in Iran, they just don´t go around showing it freely like in the west.
Live and let live isn´t Iran and other Muslims countries Moto for sure.
Originally posted by Bicnarok
Homosexuals can´t breed anything, thats why its unnatural.Nevertheless there are gays in Iran, they just don´t go around showing it freely like in the west.
Live and let live isn´t Iran and other Muslims countries Moto for sure.
Dumb, extremely dumb.
Good assumption.
Probably not.
Originally posted by inimalist
Yes, I think if he said it, he knows what he is talking aboutIts the religion though
because Iran is a proper Muslim nation, things like homosexuality never afflict people
Originally posted by Robtard
He's well aware that homosexuals exist in Iran, the government F'ing hangs them. He was dodging the question and being the typical squinty eyed arrogant prick that he is.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Let's all look at why Muslims are upset: [turns and picks up a stick of chalk] First of all, in the Muslim religion, you're not allowed to have what? [no response] Sex. Good. [writes "NO SEX" on the board] There's no sex until marriage in the Muslim world. Now, this would be fine except that in the Muslim religion you also can't... Anybody? [no response] Jack off. [writes "NO JACKING OFF" on the board] Okay, jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion. And what do we know about the places Muslims live? They live in? [no response] Good, sand. [writes "SAND" on the board] Now put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim. It's Friday night, but you can't have sex, and you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes and probably in the crack of your ass, and then some cartoon comes along from a country where people are getting laid, and mocks your prophet. Well you know what? I'd be pretty pissed off too!
So, the moral of the story is that muslims need to get laid and smoke a J? That pretty much applies to most of the world, though.