Johnny Cage vs Heihachi Mishima

Johnny Cage was used to fame and fortune, but like most every celebrity, his time seemed to have come and gone. He was on set of his latest movie, "To Die Is To Be Dead", arguing with his agent at this very moment.

Johnny: "Look, Jerry, I know you've done all you could, but come on, man! This movie SUCKS! The last movie SUCKED! I haven't had a decent review in over a year! I fought in Mortal Kombat, remember! There has GOT to be a gig out there for someone of my talent!"

Jerry: "Help me, help you, Johnny! Help me, help you!"

Johnny: "You always say that!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!"

Jerry: "You had me at hello?"

Johnny: "......sigh.....theres gotta be something out there Jerry. You know people, find me something that will boost me up in the spotlight again, please!"

Jerry: "Actually, there was something on my answering machine this morning, but...I don't know..."

Johnny: "What? What is it?"

Jerry: "Well, it's a tournament for all world fighters, the 'King of the Iron Fist' or something like that. Its suppose to be pretty wild, sometimes people die. I thought it sounded too risky."

Johnny: "Jerry?"

Jerry: "Yea, Johnny?"

Johnny: "I fought in Mortal Kombat for years. Mortal Kombat, Jerry! It doesn't get much riskier than that."

Jerry: "Right, sorry. Well, ah, I'll give them a call then."

1 Month Later...

Johnny: "Good work Jerry, this tournament is killer! After 2 rounds my popularity has never been better, and I don't have to compete with freaky ninjas or 4 armed monsters! Though that Yoshimitsu fella looks a little odd, and that Korean fella, Hwoarang, really destroyed Ken Masters!"

Jerry: "You should be fine, Johnny. SHOW ME THE MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!"

Johnny: "Jerry, lay off the coffee!"

Michael Buffer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, round 3 is about to begin. Are you ready? I said, ARE YOU READY? In the blue corner, a protégée of the Grand Masters of the world, and box-office champion, Johnny Cage! In the red corner, leader of the Mishima Financial Empire, defending King of the Iron Fist Tournament Champion, Heihachi Mishima!"

Jerry: "Be careful Johnny, this guy is bad!"

Johnny: "You worry too much Jerry. Look at this guy, he's old as dirt and he's wearing a frickin diaper for crying out loud! This will be over in a second."

Who wins?

Heihachi does have power moves. When you fight with him you see electricity running all over his arms and fists when he fights. He is also the King of the Iron Fist style, as well as the Master of the Mishima style of fighting which is the best in the world of Tekken. Johny Cage doesn't have enough strength to beat him, and his petty shadow kick, and energy balls if they hit him won't do a crazy amount of damage becuse it never has before and it sure as hell ain't gonna start here. Heihachis power moves and stomps will leave Cage crushed.

Johnny gets ass handed to him.

Originally posted by ThoraxeRMG
Johnny gets ass handed to him.

johnny gets a sub zero style spine rip on him

Johnny attempts to pull a friendship on Heihachi. Good ole Mishima fools Johnny by shaking his hand...and then shots him in the head. He then proceeds to drop Johnny down a ravine ending in the mouth of a volcano. Then Heihachi takes whatever is left of the actor once known as Johnny Cage and sends it to deep space.

This was a random match anyway.

MOOOOOOOOOCOWWWWWWWWW!!!

Cage owns his old ass. I have to think if a guy could hold his own against Goro, then he can sure as hell take heihachi. Did Johnny beat Goro cannonically, or was it just in the movie?

Very cool thread plot too, you should stretch the whole concept into a fanfic or somthing.

That was just in the movie, and that was just because he kicked him in the balls. That wouldn't do anything to someone who took the Honmaru explosion unwounded.

Originally posted by shin_gear
That was just in the movie, and that was just because he kicked him in the balls. That wouldn't do anything to someone who took the Honmaru explosion unwounded.

Then I would like to reaffirm my position that Johnny cage would win, simply because it would be cool as hell to see him drop into a split, and punch heihachi in his nut-purse. One hit KO, baby 😎
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