Weapon of Choice

Your gods are whores?

Why'd you have them then?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Your gods are whores?

Why'd you have them then?

They suck a dick like nobody's business.

erm, the hand cannon from resident evil 4 after the full upgrade. as strong as a rocket launcher, with so many bullets in its practically inifinite.

wait, can I choose a lightsaber?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Which weapon would you use?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Which weapon would you use?

YouTube video

Originally posted by Strangelove
Christopher Walken

YouTube video

Awesome.

He's not that powerful.

I'd use Al Gore.

garrote for up-close and personal, or a Spartan Laser for ranged ... just to watch as their body gets reduced to a smoking pile of flesh

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
He's not that powerful.

I'd use Al Gore.

Al Gore is a dripping wet pussy.

hattori hanzo katana.

And then a Chris Crocker Cannon.

a rubber band

Original.

a pot of vaseline and a cricket bat... in which order???

You Decide

Vaseline, then Cricket bat.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Which weapon would you use?

Your left arm, after I'd rip it from your torso and continue to beat you with it.

Originally posted by Vathu
Your left arm, after I'd rip it from your torso and continue to beat you with it.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
😆 😆

I have a very creative mind.

Or at least that's what my therapist says. 😐

Originally posted by Vathu
I have a very creative mind.

Or at least that's what my therapist says. 😐

metalocalypse pwns.