Crash bandicoot vs Mario

Started by Sol Valentine12 pages

Originally posted by CRASHBANDICOOT3
here's someone I can definately understand

CRASH is the better hero!

he saves the world, not some fake white princess that prolly doesnt wanna touch a fat smelly plumber.

No, we've posted feats and abilities and all that stuff for Mario, and you didn't post shit about Crash but just some fanboy dumbass stuff pulled from your ass.

Hell, Super Princess Peach can actually pose a threat to Crash. And calling Mario a smelly plumber is a good way to tell why Crash wins.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
No, we've posted feats and abilities and all that stuff for Mario, and you didn't post shit about Crash but just some fanboy dumbass stuff pulled from your ass.

Hell, Super Princess Peach can actually pose a threat to Crash. And calling Mario a smelly plumber is a good way to tell why Crash wins.

Oh! I can feel the burn! Oh wait he did post some Crash feats:

Originally posted by CRASHBANDICOOT3
crash can punch

*Fresh Cuts ESB*

What did I tell you?!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Fresh Cuts ESB*

What did I tell you?!

Don't eat that unless you know it's dead?

a fresh cut is when someone slaps someone else in the back of the head when they get a low haircut.

...what does that have to do with eating?

Cause I'm hungry, and I need something to keep me away from it until 6:00.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
No, we've posted feats and abilities and all that stuff for Mario, and you didn't post shit about Crash but just some fanboy dumbass stuff pulled from your ass.

Hell, Super Princess Peach can actually pose a threat to Crash. And calling Mario a smelly plumber is a good way to tell why Crash wins.

Ok you're a fuqin idiot if you keep missing my posts about crash's attributes. i'll give you another reason just so i dont repeat my other posts...crash is from the same island as tazmanian devil, hence why the both have the insane spin attack. And I'm 100% positive that no one can f#*k with taz, so taz can destroy mario...meaning crash can destroy mario (even though i really didnt ask about crash and mario fighting but your forcing me to talk about this topic) its an algebraic property called the TRANSITIVE PROPERTY..so you cant disprove this. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. if crash=taz, taz=destoying mario, then crash=destoying mario

Originally posted by CRASHBANDICOOT3
Ok you're a fuqin idiot if you keep missing my posts about crash's attributes. i'll give you another reason just so i dont repeat my other posts...crash is from the same island as tazmanian devil, hence why the both have the insane spin attack. And I'm 100% positive that no one can f#*k with taz, so taz can destroy mario...meaning crash can destroy mario (even though i really didnt ask about crash and mario fighting but your forcing me to talk about this topic) its an algebraic property called the TRANSITIVE PROPERTY..so you cant disprove this. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. if crash=taz, taz=destoying mario, then crash=destoying mario

I have yet to see the day Crash can do or survive this:

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Nor this:

Mario is reknowned for his superhuman jumping ability. Jumping — both to access different areas of a level and as an offensive move — remains a core element of gameplay in most Mario games, especially in the platform games. Mario's most commonly portrayed form of attack is jumping to stomp on the heads of enemies. Alongside his superb jumping ability, Mario also possesses super-human strength. In Super Mario 64 Mario displayed immense physical power, being able to lift, carry, and throw the game's first boss, King Bob-Omb, who was vastly larger than him. An even more impressive feat is that during the fights with Bowser, Mario can grab Bowser by the tail, spin him around, and toss him tremendous distances.

Mario with his Fire Flower ability in Super Mario Bros.
Powerups
Most of Mario's abilities stem from the collection and usage of items. In the platform genre, the most prominent of these items is the Super Mushroom, which allows Mario to grow to twice his size. In this form he is usually labelled "Super Mario", and receives an additional hit point. Other examples include a Fire Flower, which transforms Mario into Fire Mario (originally called "Fiery Mario"😉 and allows him to throw fireballs at enemies, and the Star, which renders Mario temporarily impervious to harm, and gives him the ability to defeat virtually all foes with but a touch.

The Raccoon Leaf, transforms him into Raccoon Mario and allows him to fly for short distances as well as whip his tail the Cape Feather, which gave Mario a cape (Cape Mario) that he could use to attack and fly. There are also three Special Suits: the Frog Suit, which turns Mario into Frog Mario, increasing his swimming and jumping abilities, however he is slower on land; the Tanooki Suit turns him into Tanooki Mario, whose abilities are the same as those of Raccoon Mario, but he can also become a statue; and the Hammer Bros. Suit turns Mario into Hammer Mario, allowing him to throw hammers and protect himself against fireball attacks. There's also a Blue Shell in New Super Mario Bros. which turns him into Shell Mario and allows him to perform the Shell Dash and protect himself against some enemies. This game features a Mega Mushroom. With it Mario becomes very huge. As Mega Mario, he can destroy everything on his path, including pipes, bricks and even the end flag. Super Mario World introduced Mario's dinosaur friend Yoshi to the game series, whom Mario can ride when he finds the egg in which Yoshi is hidden.

In Super Mario 64, Mario will take twice the normal damage if he is attacked without his hat, as in Super Mario 64 DS he will take twice the normal damage and when he strikes a "?" block, a bomb-omb will be released instead of the normal item. In Super Mario Sunshine, Mario will automatically take damage after a few seconds when his hat is stolen. In addition to this, Super Mario 64 features different boxes with hats inside that, when donned by Mario, offer him different abilities; the Wing Cap, for example, allows him to fly for a limited amount of time (Wing Mario), the Metal Cap transforms him into Metal Mario, and the Vanish Cap into Invisible Mario.

Mario in the Paper Mario series.Metal Mario first appeared in Super Mario 64. He is completely impervious, and can harm enemies by simply running into them. Along with this, he does not have to breathe, which allows him to walk in noxious gas and water. His heavy weight allows him to be able to sink in water, helping in some missions. He loses the ability to speak (which, while not having significant impact on overall story or gameplay, only serves to show that Mario became composed entirely of metal). In the enhanced remake, Super Mario 64 DS, the ability to turn into a metal being is granted to Wario instead. Metal Mario appeared as a secret unlockable character in Dr. Mario 64 and Mario Golf. In Mario Golf he is very strong, having an even longer drive than Bowser. He is also one of the last enemies in Super Smash Bros. He requires damages of about 300% to be knocked off (regular characters usually need about 100%). He reappears in Super Smash Bros. Melee together with Metal Luigi (if Luigi is unlocked) as well as the metal power being an item any character can use. In the Mario Party series, an Orb containing a mushroom called a Metal Mushroom can be used to make the character utilizing it metal to avoid traps placed on the board. In this case, in the event of Mario using this Orb, Mario can transform into Metal Mario.

Mario as he appears Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven StarsAlthough Mario is not usually portrayed using weapons in games, one exception is his use of hammers in certain games. In Super Mario RPG, the Mario & Luigi series, and the Paper Mario series, Mario uses his hammer to hit switches and solve puzzles as well as to hit enemies. In the Wrecking Crew series, Mario wields a hammer to break bricks. The hammer element was first introduced in Donkey Kong.

Mario also has the ability to throw fire or burn objects with fire at will. In older games Mario needed a Fire Flower to turn into Fire Mario, in which form he can throw fireballs. In more recent games, he has done so without the use of this power-up.

Originally posted by CRASHBANDICOOT3
Ok you're a fuqin idiot if you keep missing my posts about crash's attributes. i'll give you another reason just so i dont repeat my other posts...crash is from the same island as tazmanian devil, hence why the both have the insane spin attack. And I'm 100% positive that no one can f#*k with taz, so taz can destroy mario...meaning crash can destroy mario (even though i really didnt ask about crash and mario fighting but your forcing me to talk about this topic) its an algebraic property called the TRANSITIVE PROPERTY..so you cant disprove this. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. if crash=taz, taz=destoying mario, then crash=destoying mario

Whoo; so many things wrong with that post where to begin. (A) Show me any video or anything for that matter to show that Crash and Taz together at once (B) I hope we are not referring to the same Taz that can't even beat Bugs Bunny (C) That "insane" spin attack is nothing special; heck Mario can pull off a spin attack big deail (D) Bugs seems to have no problem messing and besting Taz (E) Anakin defeated Dooku in Star Wars and Obi-Wan defeated Anakin. By your logic Obi-Wan should have pwned Dooku but guess who defeated who?

So here's a thought; try to actually come up with a feat other than Crash can punch and get back to me. Until then you have no agrument other than the fact you are a hopeless fanboy who failed terribly at proving Crash can beat Mario, Crash is a better hero, or Crash is cooler. You have failed so bad at defending Crash.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Really? Well Crash is just a cheap Mario knock off that failed ultimately to even make a dent in Mario's popularity and when it came straight down to it Crash couldn't make the same impact a Mario game could in the gaming world.
Well of coarse Mario is popular, he gots like 100 ****in games. And came out in the 80's. Most of his sales come from the 1st ****in Mario, yo.
Originally posted by shin_gear
Damn...does Usual Suspect, Lazy MFer, or Triple Six ever differ on anything? haermm 😆
Do You, SBP, Style Time and Sado, ever differ on anything?
****in lame.

Originally posted by Usual Suspect
Well of coarse Mario is popular, he gots like 100 ****in games. And came out in the 80's. Most of his sales come from the 1st ****in Mario, yo.

That's your argument? Seriously? Have you ran out of what to say already? Okay so you are saying Mario's sales mainly came from Super Mario Bros (40 million). We remove that Mario has still sold 153 million games. Hey let's name some Mario games that have sold over a million copies!

NES
Super Mario Bros. (40.23 million)
Super Mario Bros. 3 (18 million)
Super Mario Bros. 2 (10 million)
Mario Bros. (1.63 million in Japan)
Dr. Mario (1.53 million in Japan)

SNES
Super Mario World (20 million)
Super Mario Kart (8 million)
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (4 million)
Super Mario All-Stars (2.12 million in Japan)
Super Mario RPG (1.47 million in Japan)

N64
Super Mario 64 (11 million)
Mario Kart 64 (8.47 million)
Mario Party 2 (2.33 million)
Mario Party (1.23 million in US)
Mario Tennis (1.1 million in Japan)
Mario Party 3 (1.02 million in Japan)

GC
Super Mario Sunshine (5.5 million)
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (3.5 million)
Luigi's Mansion (2.19 million in US)
Mario Party 4 (2 million)
Mario Party 7 (1.86 million)
Mario Party 5 (1.46 million)
Super Mario Strikers (1.2 million)
Mario Party 6 (1 million)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (1 million)

Wii
Mario Party 8 (1.81 million)
Super Paper Mario (1.25 million)

GB
Super Mario Land (14 million)
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (2.8 million in US)
Super Mario Land 2 (2.7 million)
Dr. Mario (2.08 million in Japan)

GBA
Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2 (2.92 million in US)
Super Mario Advance (2.85 million in US)
Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 (2.7 million in US)
Mario Kart Super Circuit (2.53 million in US)
Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 (1.58 million in US)
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (1.34 million in US)

DS
New Super Mario Bros. (10.52 million)
Mario Kart DS (7.83 million)
Super Mario 64 DS (4.97 million)
Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (1.50 million)
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (1.39 million)
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis (1.24 million)
Super Princess Peach (1.15 million)

Originally posted by Usual Suspect
Do You, SBP, Style Time and Sado, ever differ on anything?
****in lame.

Why is it that whenever CRASH gets off you get on and neither of you are ever on at the same time?

Originally posted by CRASHBANDICOOT3
he saves the world, not some fake white princess that prolly doesnt wanna touch a fat smelly plumber.
Relevance?

Originally posted by CRASHBANDICOOT3
Ok you're a fuqin idiot if you keep missing my posts about crash's attributes. i'll give you another reason just so i dont repeat my other posts...crash is from the same island as tazmanian devil, hence why the both have the insane spin attack. And I'm 100% positive that no one can f#*k with taz, so taz can destroy mario...meaning crash can destroy mario (even though i really didnt ask about crash and mario fighting but your forcing me to talk about this topic) its an algebraic property called the TRANSITIVE PROPERTY..so you cant disprove this. If a=b, and b=c, then a=c. if crash=taz, taz=destoying mario, then crash=destoying mario

ok theres a lot of stuff in that, i didnt like
im australian, and they way your comparing is insulting to my country...they are NOT on the same f***king island, get your facts right!..also, tasmanian devils and bandicoots are nothing alike 🙄
face it, crashed loses to every popular nintendo character...i could throw crash into super smash bros and call it a torture pit...
mario beats crash
samus WTFslaughters crash
kirby swallows crash, copies him, creates a clone of crash, then uses any other form (or none) to stomp the bandicoot
fox - way too fast
bowser - too powerful
peach - just as easy as mario
ice climbers, with effort
ness slaughters him no trouble
pokemon, no trouble
etc etc
also, insulting people because you cant accept that crash loses??
supreme act of fanboyism ✅

Originally posted by ESB -1138
That's your argument? Seriously? Have you ran out of what to say already? Okay so you are saying Mario's sales mainly came from Super Mario Bros (40 million). We remove that Mario has still sold 153 million games. Hey let's name some Mario games that have sold over a million copies!

[b]NES
Super Mario Bros. (40.23 million)
Super Mario Bros. 3 (18 million)
Super Mario Bros. 2 (10 million)
Mario Bros. (1.63 million in Japan)
Dr. Mario (1.53 million in Japan)

SNES
Super Mario World (20 million)
Super Mario Kart (8 million)
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (4 million)
Super Mario All-Stars (2.12 million in Japan)
Super Mario RPG (1.47 million in Japan)

N64
Super Mario 64 (11 million)
Mario Kart 64 (8.47 million)
Mario Party 2 (2.33 million)
Mario Party (1.23 million in US)
Mario Tennis (1.1 million in Japan)
Mario Party 3 (1.02 million in Japan)

GC
Super Mario Sunshine (5.5 million)
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! (3.5 million)
Luigi's Mansion (2.19 million in US)
Mario Party 4 (2 million)
Mario Party 7 (1.86 million)
Mario Party 5 (1.46 million)
Super Mario Strikers (1.2 million)
Mario Party 6 (1 million)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (1 million)

Wii
Mario Party 8 (1.81 million)
Super Paper Mario (1.25 million)

GB
Super Mario Land (14 million)
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe (2.8 million in US)
Super Mario Land 2 (2.7 million)
Dr. Mario (2.08 million in Japan)

GBA
Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2 (2.92 million in US)
Super Mario Advance (2.85 million in US)
Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3 (2.7 million in US)
Mario Kart Super Circuit (2.53 million in US)
Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3 (1.58 million in US)
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (1.34 million in US)

DS
New Super Mario Bros. (10.52 million)
Mario Kart DS (7.83 million)
Super Mario 64 DS (4.97 million)
Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (1.50 million)
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (1.39 million)
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis (1.24 million)
Super Princess Peach (1.15 million)[/B]

DAYUM, Okay, so Mario is popular. . . I still like Crash more.

Originally posted by ESB -1138
Why is it that whenever CRASH gets off you get on and neither of you are ever on at the same time?
I seriously hope you jokin. Or either you aint thinkin what I think you thinkin.

id think he'd be correct 😛

Originally posted by MadMel
id think he'd be correct 😛
You talkin to me?!

If you is, then I hope you just jokin too.

1. what, are people inferior to you disallowed to talk?? 🙄
i am talking i am talking i am talking i am talking i am talking i am talking
2. you cant tell from the smiley face that i was kidding??

Originally posted by MadMel
1. what, are people inferior to you disallowed to talk?? 🙄
i am talking i am talking i am talking i am talking i am talking i am talking
I don't know where you got that idea from, what's up with every body misinterpreting me lately?
Originally posted by MadMel
2. you cant tell from the smiley face that i was kidding??
I though that smiley was part of your sig, my bad.