Superman Vs. Martian Manhunter

Started by Soljer18 pages

Originally posted by SnazzySmurph
It's ok, I'll summarize it for you.

Sue Dibny > J'onn.

Jimmy Olsen and Krypto too.

Don't forget the Super-Monkey and Connor Kent.

Originally posted by Soljer
Indeed.

And we listed nearly fifty people that are less powerful than Superman, but more powerful than J'onn....

Supes does have more raw power.

Doesn't change the fact that Jonn will beat him.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Supes does have more raw power.

Doesn't change the fact that Jonn will beat him.

Sure, J'onn can beat Superman.

One time out of a few vigintillion...

Originally posted by Soljer
Sure, J'onn can beat Superman.

One time out of a few vigintillion...

If the contest was whose a bigger tool,maybe.

in a fight he takes the healthy majority.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
in a fight he takes the healthy majority of ass-rapings

Originally posted by Soljer
Actually, I don't think that's very healthy at all.

Originally posted by Soljer
Hey, that's not what he said...

Originally posted by Martian_mind

in a fight he takes the healthy majority of ass-rapings given..

haermm

Originally posted by Martian_mind
If the contest was has a bigger tool

Better?

Originally posted by Martian_mind

in a fight he takes the healthy majority of ass-rapings given by Superman.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
haermm
So, he will be able to take the ass rapings that Superman gives him?

Well, that's comforting...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
.in a fight he takes the healthy majority of ass-rapings given by Superman-shaped Jonn.
Originally posted by Martian_mind

in a fight he takes the healthy majority of ass-rapings given by Superman-shaped Jonn metamorphs to better please his Kryptonian cock-lord.
Originally posted by Martian_mind
in a fight he takes the healthy majority of ass-rapings given by Superman-shaped Jonn to better penetrate his Kryptonian b#tch.

We were adding, not changing. You broke the rules, and the Manhunter still would lose a majority to Krypto or Connor Kent, much less the big blue himself. 😐.

Originally posted by Soljer
We were adding, not changing. You broke the rules, and the Manhunter still would lose a majority to Krypto or Connor Kent, much less the big blue himself. 😐.

Your other one was royally screwed up,plus you broke them first when you altered the tool comment.

And Jonn would sodimize Krypto and Connors corpse whilst penetrating Supes every orifice.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Your other one was royally screwed up,plus you broke them first when you altered the tool comment.

And Jonn would sodimize Krypto and Connors corpse whilst penetrating Supes every orifice.

Only in your (very, very, very twisted and weird) dreams.

Originally posted by Soljer
Only in your (very, very, very twisted and weird) dreams.

Yeah,Jonns too much of a pimp to waste his time like that.

WW and Powergirl are better pickings.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Your other one was royally screwed up,plus you broke them first when you altered the tool comment.

And Jonn would sodimize Krypto and Connors corpse whilst penetrating Supes every orifice.

You've been listening to trickster a little too much...

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Yeah,Jonns too much of a pimp to waste his time like that.

WW and Powergirl are better pickings.

Except they'd both end up shit-stomping J'onn, too.