Jill Valentine

I was listening to Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' when I decided to do my own parody, starring Jill.

The Night Jill Went Crazy
A Resident Evil One-shot Songfic
By Snafu the Great

Disclaimer: Resident Evil belongs to Capcom Entertainment. The song 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' belongs to Weird Al.

Down at the RPD, it was a place of total suck

With zombies running wild and Chief Irons going nuts

When Jill busted in, nearly scared the cops to death

With a shotgun in her hands, and Cuervo on her breath

From her beret to her boots, she was covered in ammo

Like a pissed off, drunk, disgruntled female Rambo

She smiled as she said with that glint in her eye,

"Good evening, everyone...GET READY TO DIE!"

The night Jill went crazy

The night Valentine went insane

The straw had broken across her back

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

The police station's gone now

Thanks to Jill who had bombed it

Everywhere you'll find pieces

Of Chief Irons and Mayor Warren

She hogtied Rebecca, and held the Redfields hostage

And grounded up Al Wesker into Superman Sausage

She smoked Alexia and Alfred, with their own Golden Lugers

And chopped up Lord Spencer like she was Freddy Krueger

Then she whipped out a flamethrower,

And barbecued Ricardo Irving

After taking a bite she said, "Mmm, tastes like chicken!"

The night Jill went crazy

The night Dick's kid went nuts

Now you can't walk through the streets of Raccoon City

Without stepping in Hunters' guts

There's the UBCS and the FBI

Mikhail, Nicholai, Leon and HUNK are running for their miserable little lives

With the bullets a-flyin'

The body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know

Oh, Jilly why...?

My, my, my, my, my, my,

What made you change into such a bad guy?

Yes, dear Sherry, Valentine's now doing time

In the state women's pen, for her violent crimes

No nookie for Chris, so you better dry your tears

'Cause Jill will be paroled...in 900 more years

Rebecca's now in therapy, and Billy's all nervous

And HUNK's resigned from the Umbrella Secret Service

As it turns out Dick Valentine is on the phone every night

With his lawyers negotiating the movie's rights

I'm talkin' about - the night Jill went crazy

The night Miss Valentine flipped

After getting screwed over in Raccoon City

Sounds to me like she was just tired of getting gypped

The night Jill went crazy

The night Valentine went insane

The straw had broken across her back

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

I tell ya, something finally must have snapped in her brain

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
I was listening to Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' when I decided to do my own parody, starring Jill.

The Night Jill Went Crazy
A Resident Evil One-shot Songfic
By Snafu the Great

Disclaimer: Resident Evil belongs to Capcom Entertainment. The song 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' belongs to Weird Al.

Down at the RPD, it was a place of total suck

With zombies running wild and Chief Irons going nuts

When Jill busted in, nearly scared the cops to death

With a shotgun in her hands, and Cuervo on her breath

From her beret to her boots, she was covered in ammo

Like a pissed off, drunk, disgruntled female Rambo

She smiled as she said with that glint in her eye,

"Good evening, everyone...GET READY TO DIE!"

The night Jill went crazy

The night Valentine went insane

The straw had broken across her back

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

The police station's gone now

Thanks to Jill who had bombed it

Everywhere you'll find pieces

Of Chief Irons and Mayor Warren

She hogtied Rebecca, and held the Redfields hostage

And grounded up Al Wesker into Superman Sausage

She smoked Alexia and Alfred, with their own Golden Lugers

And chopped up Lord Spencer like she was Freddy Krueger

Then she whipped out a flamethrower,

And barbecued Ricardo Irving

After taking a bite she said, "Mmm, tastes like chicken!"

The night Jill went crazy

The night Dick's kid went nuts

Now you can't walk through the streets of Raccoon City

Without stepping in Hunters' guts

There's the UBCS and the FBI

Mikhail, Nicholai, Leon and HUNK are running for their miserable little lives

With the bullets a-flyin'

The body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know

Oh, Jilly why...?

My, my, my, my, my, my,

What made you change into such a bad guy?

Yes, dear Sherry, Valentine's now doing time

In the state women's pen, for her violent crimes

No nookie for Chris, so you better dry your tears

'Cause Jill will be paroled...in 900 more years

Rebecca's now in therapy, and Billy's all nervous

And HUNK's resigned from the Umbrella Secret Service

As it turns out Dick Valentine is on the phone every night

With his lawyers negotiating the movie's rights

I'm talkin' about - the night Jill went crazy

The night Miss Valentine flipped

After getting screwed over in Raccoon City

Sounds to me like she was just tired of getting gypped

The night Jill went crazy

The night Valentine went insane

The straw had broken across her back

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

I tell ya, something finally must have snapped in her brain

😂

Evil Jill taking a breather during the boss battle.

Fun Fact!

I once died in Mercenaries while starring at Jill's ass.

=|

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
Fun Fact!

I once died in Mercenaries while starring at Jill's ass.

=|

So who got the better ass, Jill or Meryl?

Jill

Originally posted by Snafu the Great

Evil Jill taking a breather during the boss battle.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Yeah, I've had her do that to me a few times. Nice pic, did you take that yourself? 😛

Dude, I wish. I picked it up off of photobucket. She did the same thing to me.

Then I whipped out a grenade launcher and shot her with a Flash Round.

She fell and I yanked the P-30 control unit off her chest.

Transformers Jill LOL crazy scans

Jill's Resident Evil 5 Ending, done Mortal Kombat-style. I whipped this up in under an hour.

lol Nice 👆, I thought that background looked familiar.

Jill can give krauser a run for his money IMO.

Krauser's red hat looks a lot like Jill's blue hat. I think Jill would call him a poser, slap him, and then make him run for his money.

Pretty much. 🙂

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
I was listening to Weird Al's 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' when I decided to do my own parody, starring Jill.

The Night Jill Went Crazy
A Resident Evil One-shot Songfic
By Snafu the Great

Disclaimer: Resident Evil belongs to Capcom Entertainment. The song 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' belongs to Weird Al.

Down at the RPD, it was a place of total suck

With zombies running wild and Chief Irons going nuts

When Jill busted in, nearly scared the cops to death

With a shotgun in her hands, and Cuervo on her breath

From her beret to her boots, she was covered in ammo

Like a pissed off, drunk, disgruntled female Rambo

She smiled as she said with that glint in her eye,

"Good evening, everyone...GET READY TO DIE!"

The night Jill went crazy

The night Valentine went insane

The straw had broken across her back

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

The police station's gone now

Thanks to Jill who had bombed it

Everywhere you'll find pieces

Of Chief Irons and Mayor Warren

She hogtied Rebecca, and held the Redfields hostage

And grounded up Al Wesker into Superman Sausage

She smoked Alexia and Alfred, with their own Golden Lugers

And chopped up Lord Spencer like she was Freddy Krueger

Then she whipped out a flamethrower,

And barbecued Ricardo Irving

After taking a bite she said, "Mmm, tastes like chicken!"

The night Jill went crazy

The night Dick's kid went nuts

Now you can't walk through the streets of Raccoon City

Without stepping in Hunters' guts

There's the UBCS and the FBI

Mikhail, Nicholai, Leon and HUNK are running for their miserable little lives

With the bullets a-flyin'

The body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know

Oh, Jilly why...?

My, my, my, my, my, my,

What made you change into such a bad guy?

Yes, dear Sherry, Valentine's now doing time

In the state women's pen, for her violent crimes

No nookie for Chris, so you better dry your tears

'Cause Jill will be paroled...in 900 more years

Rebecca's now in therapy, and Billy's all nervous

And HUNK's resigned from the Umbrella Secret Service

As it turns out Dick Valentine is on the phone every night

With his lawyers negotiating the movie's rights

I'm talkin' about - the night Jill went crazy

The night Miss Valentine flipped

After getting screwed over in Raccoon City

Sounds to me like she was just tired of getting gypped

The night Jill went crazy

The night Valentine went insane

The straw had broken across her back

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

Something finally must have snapped in her brain

I tell ya, something finally must have snapped in her brain

Originally posted by StyleTime

lol. Is that from Gary's Mod?

Anyway, because I've been in a real Capcom mood (I'm Capcommited! 😱 ) as of late, I'll update the page with RE5's two new DLC sub-quests.

Desperate Escape: Alongside Joshua Stone, Jill escapes from Wesker's base to rush to Chris and Sheva's aid.

YouTube video

Lost in Nightmares: The full story of Chris and Jill's trek through Ozwell E. Spencer's mansion, which ended in the apparent death of both Ms. Valentine and Wesker.

"You haven't lost your touch".

((Or her ass ))
YouTube video

Good Jill.

Evil Jill.

Good Jill.

Evil Jill.

We've seen what Jill could do in Marvel vs Capcom 2, so what does Evil Jill bring to the table? It has been confirmed that Evil Jill in her blonde glory is one of the downloadable characters for MvC3.

Which game is that first picture from?