#confused#

Okay, I was sitting in my living room watching America's Funniest Home Video's with my female, then I start to notice that there are sirens of some sort that were pretty close sounding to my apartment. So I look outside and see smoke. I walk outside and see that the garbage container is set on fire. So I watch the firemen put it out. Ask if they'll strip for me, then they say "**** off, kid"

****ers.

All but the last part is true haermm

With your "female?"

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
With your "female?"

Confusion.

Your apartment is, colorful.

**** yeah

What else is there?

Well, theres me, for **** sake.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.

Or your boner. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
Or your boner. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Thats in my pants vin

I thought you called your woman that? 31

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What a nice thing to say! 😍

If I was a woman, I'd be flattered. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Well, theres me, for **** sake.

Besides you, anything else intresting.

Originally posted by Röland
If I was a woman, I'd be flattered. haermm

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I totally was...NOT. 😛

You should have been flattered, when Axel calls me a douchebag, it's out of love. 😛

Originally posted by Röland
You should have been flattered, when Axel calls me a douchebag, it's out of love. 😛

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You two sound like a lovely couple.

He beats me.... cry

Originally posted by Röland
He beats me.... cry

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Does he film it?

Sometimes. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You know, my b*tch, my woman, my babymaker, my sandwich maker, my ****, my nightly ****, etcetc.

You have such a lovely way with words axel